Well, I'm Tom. 26 years old. Metal-head, Aspiring author, Lord of The Rings, Blast Fiend, bibliophile, audiophile. The fucking world is an ugly place, but I will die with a smile on my face.
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You can't spell advertisements without putting semen between tits
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it
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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you
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been binge listening to the words of radiance audiobook
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hey (with the intention of making you go to the bookstore with me)
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭
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Just asked my brother if he knew what John Green was famous for and he replied “being Hank Green’s brother?”
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Trying to tease you but was betrayed by my towel.
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