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Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death
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my criteria for liking music is like well there has to be noises
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why do people get so freaked out that your dog or cat will probably eat your corpse if you die. theyr liferally just hungry ? let people have fun????
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*sits at the canon url table at tumblr university* umm u cant sit here..you have 3 dashes in your @ LOL go sit with the picrew icons freak 🤭
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i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into something
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Just finished organizing my apps by color and hiding the body.
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blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223
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sorry bro i cant come to the covid orgy. found out i have a bone in my leg
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lovecore this...clowncore that...why don’t you take a break from composing unsourced moodboards and eat a piece of fruit. see some apple core for a change
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i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting i love posting
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there is something very funny about people on here who try to cultivate these edgy aloof personas as if they haven't taken up residence in the virtual equivalent of a mcdonald's playplace
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Pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams
Cons of being an ant: there's an animal called anteater
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*stigmata open on my hands* ahh oh no not again *gets the blood of christ on my 600$ gaming mouse* ahhh
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