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Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

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suzanne collins: when i give characters names that relate to their place in the story, i try and make it subtle and to not overdo it. that way its realistic while still having the fandom be able to freak out about the cool little references. i also make sure that those names actually make sense for the culture and world theyre living in, as well as being actual names that exist.

j.k rowling: all of my character names that represent things are so shockingly obvious it makes the reader question their intelligence. they usually make truly no sense with the culture and very much fall flat. oh what did i name my black character well-

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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?

STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.

PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.

AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.

y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.

Tf is wrong w y'all.

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

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I am willing to pay extra so it doesn't break if I accidentally drop it onto the floor and instead, breaks the tiles and cement like those old Nokia phones

I don't WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet

I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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Israeli math is attacking three different countries at once while committing genocide on the isolated population of a small strip of land and expecting the world to feel sorry for them when they finally experience a fraction of what they've been putting hundreds of thousands of people through.

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.

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Another family dinner

Poseidon: Hades: Poseidon: Our sons... Hades: Yes, brother. Our sons. Poseidon: Hades: Poseidon: If he feeds Percy any pomegranate seeds-- Hades: What are you accusing my son of? Poseidon: Just hoping the apple falls far from the tree. Hades: What nonsense. If anything, I should warn you. I'm very fond of my nephew, but I won't yield my wrath if he hurts my son. Poseidon: Like how yours kidnap him? Hades: Don't get me started! Hades and Poseidon argue Nico: Percy: Nico: Family dinner was a bad idea Percy: At least it's not Uncle Lightning Bolt and Dad this time. Nico: true

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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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Demeter all over again

Nico: Dad, where do you keep your pomegranate seeds? Hades: Hades: Who is it for? Nico: No one. Just hungry. Hades, raises a brow: Nico: ... and so Poseidon doesn't go all Demeter on me. Hades: Damn it, Nico! Nico: Nico: do we have a spare bed too? Percy can sleep with me-- Hades: We are not doing that.

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Source: @zagreus

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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess