orionketchum

[orionketchum]

Sorry, miss, but, he can't come to the phone right now.

He is having a breakdown due to his father's inability to express his emotions and have a "heart-to-heart" conversation with his kids.

As for me, if you are wondering, I am the best wizard... of appearing on weird occasions... of the multiverse.

Só, according to the books I read, it is a rule for the suitor to ask for the in-laws blessing. So, I ask your blessing for my relationship with Leo.

@tom-cobalt

(Tom is such a nerd).

Oh?

So you're the boy my son has taken a liking to?

[orionketchum]

Ask game - au edition

My muse(s) will be replaced with another version of them from another universe and will answer 3 questions

‼️ Genderbend au

🌀 Roleswap au

❤️‍🩹 roleswap with s.o au

🧸 human au/non human au

🐞 Pokemon trainer au

🪽 winged au

☕️ coffee shop au

🏴‍☠️ mermaid/pirate au

🔱 PJO au

🤍 Random au (Mun/Mod's election)

Please specify which muse for multi-muse blogs. A small introduction for the aus under the cut

Name: - Age: - Race: - Job/Assignation: - Role:

Ex:

Coffee shop au

Name: John Doe

Age: 16

Race: Human

Job/Assignation: Student

Role: customer

[orionketchum]

It should turn you back into your actual age soon… my magic works with rhymes.

https://www.tumblr.com/cookiesnotd3ad/779718674228609024/turns-you-into-a-baby?source=share

@cookiesnotd3ad has been turned into a baby?!

I don’t know if I feel worry, or if I aww at his adorableness.

[orionketchum]

Fine.

“Just like how a smile can turn into a frown, turn Adam back into his normal age right now!”

*he casts a blue orb made of magic*

https://www.tumblr.com/cookiesnotd3ad/779718674228609024/turns-you-into-a-baby?source=share

@cookiesnotd3ad has been turned into a baby?!

I don’t know if I feel worry, or if I aww at his adorableness.

[orionketchum]

how dare you say that my perfect callie-ann darling needs help >:(

-🪷

It just… angers me seeing how she defends Jacyn after what he almost did to Tom.

You should be protecting Tom! He is the victim here!

(Ooc/ Orion defending Tom’s honor).

[orionketchum]

I was being sarcastic. Don’t you guys get sarcasm.

(Ooc. Orion tried incorporating a soap opera villainess and failed. F in the chat)

How can I say this without sounding offensive…

I think you need some professional help, Lady.

@orionketchum

I think I’ll refrain from taking life advice from a 12 year old and stick to taking the advice of the many licensed professionals I work with.

That was rude, I don’t know you, and you’re old enough to know better.

[orionketchum]

… I am not even into woman. I am aro/ace

How can I say this without sounding offensive…

I think you need some professional help, Lady.

@orionketchum

I think I’ll refrain from taking life advice from a 12 year old and stick to taking the advice of the many licensed professionals I work with.

That was rude, I don’t know you, and you’re old enough to know better.

[orionketchum]

Sweetie, you can try. But I will warn you… it won’t end well for you ;)

How can I say this without sounding offensive…

I think you need some professional help, Lady.

@orionketchum

I think I’ll refrain from taking life advice from a 12 year old and stick to taking the advice of the many licensed professionals I work with.

That was rude, I don’t know you, and you’re old enough to know better.

[orionketchum]

[ooc/ I love bitchy Orion]

Honey, you think that was rude? Just wait until I actually mean it… I just need to control myself because @tom-cobalt says I need to be polite or something.

How can I say this without sounding offensive…

I think you need some professional help, Lady.

@orionketchum

I think I’ll refrain from taking life advice from a 12 year old and stick to taking the advice of the many licensed professionals I work with.

That was rude, I don’t know you, and you’re old enough to know better.

[orionketchum]

You see… okay, your universe was created by that humanoid bird entity you just saw now.

He is a powerful entity that creates a lot of universes.

He ended up creating mine, but, destroyed it after it lost its purpose…

So eh... Tom, I wanted to eh...

Have a... small talk with you please

- @w3atherboy

Oh.. okay.

[orionketchum]

FEATHERS!!!!

Uhm… well, nice to meet you Tom, I am Orion.

So eh... Tom, I wanted to eh...

Have a... small talk with you please

- @w3atherboy

Oh.. okay.

[orionketchum]

I have been taking care of dad lately. It’s a bit hard, cause, he can be quite stubborn.

But, I am using my magic to help him heal.

… I… never noticed how much I missed him.

@satoshi-in-gotham

[orionketchum]

Ah, Miss Callie, I think you are focusing on the wrong thing here…

He joined forces with my ex, accepted helping said into brainwashing me and hurting Leo (my almost new boyfriend), all that just to get back together with Morgan.

Considering the atrocities Lime (my ex) did to me in the past… let’s just say I am a bit… okay, I AM REALLY ANGRY AT HIM!

@tom-cobalt

Huh, that’s… certainly something.

Aren’t you like 13? Why do you have an ex??? God, even kids are getting more relationship experience than me.

@jacynkaplanbrake this one’s on you to handle hon, cause it’s completely outside my wheelhouse.

[orionketchum]

Sorry, I couldn't help you, @tom-cobalt . My father needed help.

[orionketchum]

*pops his head quickly through the portal*

Believe me, I hate Jacyn after how he was okay with torturing Tom with Lime.

The creature is what we call a “Pokémon”. From where I come from, they are everywhere. And they give unconditional love and affection.

*leaves again*

Okay, we haven’t… always being in the best terms, but, I am in your universe now, so, I will give you this two little things here.

*leaves a book and a poke all at Shelly’s desk”

The book has a tracking spell for you to find our dog. And the sphere has a magical creature to keep you safe. If you don’t want it, I will turn tomorrow and retrieve the items…

*vanishes through a portal that was as blue as the light sky, and as a shine as the night stars*

@orionketchum

...so I don't even get to know what the 'creature' is...

This could be a trap, maybe jacyn paid this kid to set me up to something again

[orionketchum]

My point is: I am not that young! I am perfectly capable of taking care of someone!

And come on! I grew up listening how you traveled around the world, fighting team rocket, meeting Arceus, using Solgaleo to travel to other dimensions! I can take care of you… please, trust me.

*a boy with blue streaks on his hair appears through a portal*

Hi dad, I am here! I will take care of you, don’t worry!

@orionketchum

{Ash blinks in surprise at seeing the portal. Reminds him of Hooppa.. he misses that little buddy.} "Wow that was so cool!! And hi kiddo! And aren't you.. too young to try and help me? I mean i'm up for it but i don't want you to overwork yourself-"

[orionketchum]

I am 12!

And dad, you were saving the world when you where younger than me.

*a boy with blue streaks on his hair appears through a portal*

Hi dad, I am here! I will take care of you, don’t worry!

@orionketchum

{Ash blinks in surprise at seeing the portal. Reminds him of Hooppa.. he misses that little buddy.} "Wow that was so cool!! And hi kiddo! And aren't you.. too young to try and help me? I mean i'm up for it but i don't want you to overwork yourself-"