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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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new species of bed buge just dropped

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i really went to hte doctor abt my chest pain and she told me it was probably rib inflammation from sex. ok. stupid as fuck thing to happen to me easily like top 10 dumbest problems 2 have. she asked me when it started and i was like uhhhhh after some strenuous activity. do u htink she knows

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The rare nicotine ape has been smoked to extinction

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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if you were a romanceable/ friendshippable character in a farming sim what gifts would you need to receive to boost your approval rating. asking because i just received two (2) cannolis, unprompted, and i could physically feel my serotonin increasing and i did gasp out loud

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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Odd question, but worst pen currently on the market? I trust your information/opinion.

the pilot g2 gel pen is my personal enemy. hard to find a shittier pen compared to how many people have been fooled into thinking it is even one of the better gel pens on the market. it is not even one of pilot's better gel pens. garbage ink with garbage with quality control with shitty misleading advertising campaigns.

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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

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an artist creating fanart of their transfem headcanon is probably not doing so to invite discussion of how much you prefer a different headcanon in the replies or tags. i think that is a pretty safe assumption you can make.

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Why does every smart person in fallout new Vegas put themselves in a “I have no mouth and I must scream” situation. The Think Tank, Mr. House, Hildern with the spores…

It’s like they value their minds over their bodies only to regret it later or eventually become disillusioned with being just a mind. This isn’t even exclusive to Fallout NV but it’s so prominent in the game of people willingly augmenting their bodies only to outlast the end times only to realize what they tried to preserve isn’t there anymore.

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I also do low poly art sometimes

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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please

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Current writing advice I'm seeing on TikTok and Insta is telling authors to stop using em dashes in their work because, "AI uses em dashes so people will think you've used AI."

Y'know, the AI that was trained on the stolen work of real authors?

Anyway, I will not be doing that. What I will be doing, however, is adding a note at the start of all my books that no AI was used in the creation of my work because I, the author, did not go to university for four fucking years to study English literature and linguistics only to be told I can't use proper grammar because someone might think a robot wrote it.

Fucking, insane.

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts