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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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oriun · 3 hours
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oriun · 3 hours
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oriun · 3 hours
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these hard workin gals deserve some lunchmeat!!
THIS IS A WASP POSITIVE BLOG! NO WASP HATE IN COMMENTS OR TAGS!
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oriun · 3 hours
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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oriun · 3 hours
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"Do it scared" "do it alone" what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo
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oriun · 3 hours
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oriun · 3 hours
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oriun · 3 hours
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oriun · 3 hours
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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
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oriun · 3 hours
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more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds
uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify
everyone else: rebloge please
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oriun · 3 hours
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How do I politely tell people that they need hobbies that don't involve the internet or activism?
Start a garden. Get into birdwatching. Join a diamond painting group. Join a book club. Learn how to embroider. Take a pottery class.
Just. Anything that doesn't involve constant arguments about theory and praxis. Interact with people who are outside of your immediate friend group. Shove your hands into some dirt. Create something just for yourself.
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oriun · 3 hours
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peak half assed inclusivity that speaks to reality
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good on Lego for making a physically disabled Lego dude
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absolutely incredible accidental commentary by making him not fit in any of the buildings
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oriun · 4 hours
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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering
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oriun · 4 hours
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BIG SILLY?
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oriun · 4 hours
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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle
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