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annoys the fuck out of me that i can only ever see a small number of hibden unlock tasks instead of just being able to fill them in from the whole list, like fuck off with this bullshit

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

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A compilation of my Flight Rising dracotaurs I drew this year :-) Check em out early on my Flight Rising side blog @darkfrare

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direct from the horse's mouth..

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Dragon that was breed changed from a guardian but they kept their charge. A mirror violently protecting a ruin from tomb raiders. A tundra standing guard over their library. A fathom lurking around a single tide pool. A gaoler looming over another dragon. A coatl shivering through snow storms for their wolf pack. A fae sleeping on the lip of their stained glass window. A wildclaw braving the acrid sprays of burning water to ensure their volcanic geyser is left alone. An aether keeping one scroll safe despite their newfound habits. A spiral sleeplessly watching over a sculpture

Just the unconventional, scary and sometimes even sad concept of trying to escape your very nature and becoming even better or worse equipped for the one trait that may never be physically changed.

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disco elysium is kafkas metamorphosis for the modern age. no one is scared of becoming a bug anymore. the true nightmare? waking up one day and finding out your a cop

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doodle

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A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.

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Why did the irony of hoarding in Skyrim just occur to me?

Like. All the jokes about using Lydia as your pack mule- a house FULL of cheese wheels- that one girl who stole so many books her game kinda turned into Fahrenheit 451

And the PC is the dragonborn. DRAGONborn

You’re a dragon.

Dragons have hoards

Almost every Skyrim player has hoarded something at least once.

Something about the game just encourages hoarding.

WE ARE LITERALLY A HOARD-HUNGRY DRAGON

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they are on a date

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Yuri warrior harry du Bois

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he's still bad with the flashlight

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A Collection of My Favorite Parenthetical Asides in Disco Elysium:

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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

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Already, I see them in my dreams.

It's approaching...