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Can we talk about Mrs. Hudson though?

Pulls a gun on high-as-all-fuck Sherlock

Kidnaps Sherlock and puts him in her trunk

Drives a baddass sports car

Knocks sense into John Watson. Twice.

Out deduces Mycroft and his entire team

Goes scary-ass momma bear in defense of John

Kicks Mycroft “reptile” Holmes out of her house

Helps John makes his own deductions

Is generally awesome and fabulous in every way possible

terrifying

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I’ve created a useful resource for English teachers.

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What are you majoring in?

Stress

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if this gets 100,000 notes, then we, a gigantic swarm of bees, will personally fight donald trump

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He still showed up ‘cause he knows he has to work twice as hard to be (considered) half as good. People need to realize this happens all of the time, every day, not just in the news. He’s lucky to be alive. I hope mom sues the crap out of them!

Please, help me raise awareness of the systematic racism. This must STOP.

#StayWoke

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PUT THIS VIDEO IN A FUCKING MUSEUM. 

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TAURUS AESTHETIC

“A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too.”

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hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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Taurus Horoscope August 2016

Dear Taurus,

Energy is unleashed as experience lived means wisdom gained.  New settings and circumstances at home, in love, and the bank, beckon you to present your best self forward. Let go of old ways of thought about who you are.  The rut from which you exorcise yourself free requires an activation fee.  The cost of which you gladly sacrifice for the outcome is more grand than imagined.

Sacrificial Costs

Sex and money reign supreme in your pantheon of thoughts.  Confrontation with past issues of sex and your body reach tipping points.  The discovery of your natural desires compels you towards their full satisfaction.  As you break concrete grounds like a flower strong in bloom, you satisfy your urges and your wallet.

Empowerment of thought is gifted to you by Mars as he joins Saturn in your Palace of Sexuality, Aug 3rd - Sept 27th.  To contemplate upon your future financial and sexual prosperity, Mars enlightens you with his love of strategy.  The god of war has many skills at creating a solid action plan.  Applying this to your financial life will be easy as you are already seeing an uptick in your income, credit score, and savings.  Sexually, you can state clear and defined goals for yourself, like, “Today, I will deep throat my boyfriend’s big dick.” Or, “I am going to totally pamper my (boy) pussy with TLC for me, myself, and I.”  Whatever your goal is, define it to know what you want in life. Knowing is a tough battle, but Mars’s empowerment pushes your stride into accomplishment.

The Waxing Half Moon in your Palace of Marriage on Aug 10th, will touch upon a goal you set for yourself in the six months Mars spent in this Palace. You may recall, he spent inordinate time due to Retrograde action helping you solidify your terms and conditions in marriage - or a contract solidifying a partnership.

You are aware better than ever of your true sexual and financial needs in life.  They must be met, and if your vision of their fulfillment includes another, that other must be capable of meeting them.   As Brian Tracy says, “The person we believe ourselves to be will always act in a manner consistent with our self-image.” In romance and business, if you believe you are stable and progressive you will act in a manner consistent to that self-image.  As you waver back and forth from success and failure, just recall, you are on a constant progression forward according to your belief in your ideal self-image.

Saturn, the god of wisdom, opens your eyes to how you conduct yourself in sex and money.  He is spending three years in your Palace of Sexuality, bringing many upon many lessons on promiscuity, health, the longterm, and your mortality.  A piece of your life is left with every person you meet.  What impact and how lasting is your presence in their life, is a question you reflect upon.  In reflection, you see that you chose to act in a manner consistent to your self-image - good or bad.

The Waning Half Moon in your Palace of Money on Aug 24th, will help you aim for the good.  As in issues of Sexuality, Money touches upon your issues with your perceived and actual self-worth.  How you see yourself is reflected in the way you carry yourself and how deserving of the good things you want in your life.  Believe that you deserve the very best, beyond the shadow of a doubt, and see yourself act in a manner consistent.  Inevitably, you begin to attract the very people and circumstances you believed you deserved.  

Sweet Domesticity

The comfort of domestic norms is always sweeter in summer time.  Sanctuary within your four walls is elevated by dedicated care to its cleanliness, remodeling and improvements. You may seek a new home, or find the perfect little place to call your new home.  A proven creature of comfort, you are filled with a genuine gratitude for your neighborhood, childhood, and roots.  

Venus, your celestial ruler, visits your Palace of Home from Jul 13th - Aug 5th. Her gracious touch allows you such depth of gratitude even for your misfortunes.  Her visitation gives you a generosity of love for the community of your home, work, and fun life. She helps teach you the meaning of teamwork. As Brian Tracy defines it, “Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabilities or make the money that you want without becoming very good at it.”

Opening a door to a new understanding of teamwork is the New Moon in your Palace of Home, Aug 2nd.   You see your life for what it is: a microcosm connected with others forming a macrocosm.  Your home can only stand if there are others to help yours stand.  Believe the perfect place to call home is already at hand and your actions will be consistent with that image.   When you learn how to leverage your home base, then you grow beyond it and even plump up your wallet as you make professional connections right at home.

Meaning of Love

Your heart will be in constant thought over what is the true meaning of love.  Love, you start to see, is not a person, a place or a moment.  Love is the thing you do when someone is having a meltdown and you are there to pick up the pieces.  To see that person melt is to feel yourself melt.  Love is telling the person you love them for the infinite time and it still feels as good as the first. Love is not about the “me” it is about the “we.”

This is an extension of the lessons on teamwork Venus had in store for you.  She transits into your Palace of True Love from Aug 6th - 30th.  In a team, the focus is less on the reward for yourself, but the best outcome for the others.  Love is a selfless act that must be done with thankless expectations.  You start to love because making the other happy makes you feel selfishly insatiable to see them happier.  

You have an extra reward in store from the Palace of True Love when Mercury enters from Jul 31st - Oct 7th.  His inordinate ten week stay is due to Retrograde action, which you felt personally on birthday time.  From Aug 31st - Oct 7th, Mercury will be Retrograde, opening the doors of a whole new drive for fulfillment from the love for life - your life.

Housed in the Palace of True Love are every form your passion has taken.  The creative expression of your soul through art, language, or dance are evident examples that you were here.  People will start to know that you are here.  The time you spent on hobbies others laughed or supportively tolerated will take off.  There will be challenges at the start and end dates of the Retrograde, which will set the course of your personal evolution.  

A thankful gesture of celestial power will be endowed on you by Jupiter.  The beneficent god of good luck has spent the last year in your Palace of True Love.  Many of you have found a boy/girlfriend, made the promise to someone, or just had a more fun and romantic flair towards life.  Jupiter will teach you that, “Stress comes from within; it is your reaction to circumstances, not the circumstances themselves” (Brian Tracy). As he has witnessed you grow in your capacity to give and receive genuine and authentic love (to someone or a hobby), you calmly had to wade the stress to give and receive.

His final reward to you comes in the heels of the Full Moon of Aug 18th in your Palace of Career.  A final hoorah, this is Jupiter’s parting gift and may directly touch upon something you passionately feel for.  The Moon delivers a whopping change of circumstance for your professional and social life.  The very status quo of your life is disrupted in profound ways, which greatly elevate the course of your life and destiny.  A hard earned career accomplishment, change in status (ie, single to married, married to divorced, unknown to star), or even landing the ideal gig are at your hand.  

Love you till the end of time!

xoxo

Star Queen Adonis

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every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

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That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

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everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

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baby animals blog

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so on the 24th of june 1995, lord voldemort returned to wizarding england, gaining a physical body again and getting his full power back

and on the 24th of june, 2016, the uk voted by a very narrow margin to leave the eu

i’m not saying these two facts are related, i’m just heavily implying it

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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