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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

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Bedtime my loves

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I have to be the most vampiric person at the work function

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Me everyday with a chronic illness:

Hmm...I don't feel well. Is it my chronic illness? Is it a cold? Is it covid? Is it the weather? Is it because I'm tense? Is it because I went for a walk yesterday? Is it because I went for a walk today? Is it because I slept wrong? Is it because I sat wrong? Is it a new illness? Is it an old symptom coming back? Is it a flare? Is it...

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t&t (trans friendship)

tvst (trans enemies)

t4t (romantic)

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Have I told y’all about my husband’s Fork Theory?  If I did already, pretend I didn’t, I’m an old.

So the Spoon Theory is a fundamental metaphor used often in the chronic pain/chronic illness communities to explain to non-spoonies why life is harder for them. It’s super useful and we use that all the time. But it has a corollary.  You know the phrase, “Stick a fork in me, I’m done,” right? Well, Fork Theory is that one has a Fork Limit, that is, you can probably cope okay with one fork stuck in you, maybe two or three, but at some point you will lose your shit if one more fork happens.  A fork could range from being hungry or having to pee to getting a new bill or a new diagnosis of illness. There are lots of different sizes of forks, and volume vs. quantity means that the fork limit is not absolute. I might be able to deal with 20 tiny little escargot fork annoyances, such as a hangnail or slightly suboptimal pants, but not even one “you poked my trigger on purpose because you think it’s fun to see me melt down” pitchfork.

This is super relevant for neurodivergent folk. Like, you might be able to deal with your feet being cold or a tag, but not both. Hubby describes the situation as “It may seem weird that I just get up and leave the conversation to go to the bathroom, but you just dumped a new financial burden on me and I already had to pee, and going to the bathroom is the fork I can get rid of the fastest.”

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Adventure Time S10E9

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hey man

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inaction fans when they find out making no choice is a choice in and of itself

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If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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for the mario movie???? the mario bros movie?? the actors can't know the plot of the mario movie??? they're scared of plot leaks for mario the movie?? the movie mario???? we're getting not just chris pratt but chris pratt acting BLIND????????

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life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

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if you dont think kingdom hearts is the tightest shit ever then get the fuck out of my face

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man idk if they can beat this raid boss this year

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i love images