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suicide seems like a logical course of action to this minor inconvenience

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suicide seems like a logical course of action to this minor inconvenience

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suicide seems like a logical course of action to this minor inconvenience

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sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart

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I call it hype for the new Big Top Burger episode. Rhymes with Grug.

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MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating

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Me on my 163rd attempt at the Kobayashi Maru today: Okay so I just gotta clip through the bridge console at just the right angle and if I have enough momentum I should be able to skip right onto the enemies' bridge, which will give me about 15 frames to grab my phaser and stun every single one of them, capturing the ship before the conflict can escalate. We just gotta lock in, chat.

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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what I love about those timid handwringing “am I allowed to breathe air???” types is sometimes a miracle will happen and something in their brains will snap and you can watch them kill the hall monitor in their heads with a shovel

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i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

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Bath day got me fucked up

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happy birthday karkat!