survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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i have no other choice but to go on
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we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the perpetrator's agenda, we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the target's agenda, but America, ever the innovator, has invented something new: the political assassination attempt with no effect whatsoever
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how the fuck are people still making homestuck animations that could count as "the best homestuck fan animation ever made" in 2024
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the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich
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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game
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