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Why? I like what we have already!

can we talk about new ring gear ... please?? maybe??

like a little bit of glitter and jazz! just kidding.

@ortiz-pnp @santana-pnp

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@santana-pnp pssssssst

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You thinking I'm clumsy 🥴

i was impressed that @ortiz-pnp didn't break my phone or rip his ring gear last night.. i was so proud :')

[ortiz-pnp]

We talking about you only in a short promo last night being a crime or this bs battle Royale mierda?

a damn crime occurred last night, man. @ortiz-pnp

[ortiz-pnp]

ohhhh you’re one of the chica’s with those hidden calculator apps with the code and all that, aren’t you? I’m calling it. 

I might have the name of an Angel, but I’m no sap. Nor am I a Canadian tree. 

ayo ... it's ORTIZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. yeah i can't do the whole just roberts.. voice. A for trying ..right?

how are you!? @ortiz-pnp

[ortiz-pnp]

Invite your PNP boys and you got yourself a night

Anyone that’s not annoying wanna go out for drinks after work?

[ortiz-pnp]

Should have chose NYC my dude for even more friends. I’ll work on that with you though, no worries. 

Well it’s official since I know some of YOU don’t watch the v-logs I’ll make the announcement here to. By the beginning of April I’ll have officially moved to America. See you soon Detroit. 

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Why Detroit? Of all places. 

Well it’s official since I know some of YOU don’t watch the v-logs I’ll make the announcement here to. By the beginning of April I’ll have officially moved to America. See you soon Detroit. 

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I like that you’re making excuses for yourself, lmao. 

hey now, that’s not cheap! stop proving points of ‘if you like the scent of your s/o it’s meant to be’ like just rub it in. someone’s cocky.

helll yeahhh! we finally get 1/ 2 of the crazy tag team that i adore so much! how are you ortiz?!

@ortiz-pnp

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I think it just came out wrong, that’s all. very impressed? by what I say? huh. sure, I’ll buy you a new one. after we make sure there’s no proof. so, hide your nudies so we can get to the proofies. 

and this is where I say my goodbye

ayo ... it's ORTIZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. yeah i can't do the whole just roberts.. voice. A for trying ..right?

how are you!? @ortiz-pnp

[ortiz-pnp]

Only makes sense with us both being here, huh. That kinda’ life. 

Up and at it early his am! Even better knowing my boy @ortiz-pnp is here. Let’s get it!

[ortiz-pnp]

I can get by doing it myself! I just appreciate not missing any of this fine smooth skin of mine. Don't you agree?

You two sound about the same to me but I'll just nod here

@ortiz-pnp

hey there stranger!

[ortiz-pnp]

Well then there you go. It's not all so bad? Also must be why I avoid both your areas most of the night..

@ortiz-pnp

hey there stranger!

[ortiz-pnp]

Was it? Totally.. didn't mean for that to be. Just came out too strong I guess. Ignore my word blab poetry. Nothing for no one to talk about or know, there's no problem or anything. How couldn't I have one? You must just not hear me ever. I'm like the sweet talker of sweet talk. You can't be so surprised. I don't need you to be scared, just enough of whatever so you don't walk away with any proof of nothing. Not that I think you have it. Because I don't. But if you did? You won't for long.

Sappy Ortiz? Uh. No.

ayo ... it's ORTIZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. yeah i can't do the whole just roberts.. voice. A for trying ..right?

how are you!? @ortiz-pnp

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I'll let this one slide but the next one you can bet I'll be calling you out on. Deal? It's like I'm giving you an assist

Beat some ass, you say? Unless you wanna smell like my cologne all night, i don't think you actually want to wear my shirt. I'd rock yours I'm sure but we ain't risking that.

helll yeahhh! we finally get 1/ 2 of the crazy tag team that i adore so much! how are you ortiz?!

@ortiz-pnp

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What's so bad about that? Isn't that even better? Wiser and all that?

@ortiz-pnp

hey there stranger!

[ortiz-pnp]

See that's what you're led to believe but I'm already lost without it so is there really a difference? My simp side. You're funny. How about a threat with a promise?

Cute?

ayo ... it's ORTIZZZZZZZZZZZZ.. yeah i can't do the whole just roberts.. voice. A for trying ..right?

how are you!? @ortiz-pnp