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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 234

Duke: That was my bullet, from the gun you gave me.

Jason: No way, you shot that fucking racist? Outstanding.

[They found a leprechaun]

Tim: We gotta think very carefully what our next two are here.

Jason: I wish I could live forever!

Tim: What are you doing?! I wish you don't, how about that!

Jason: No, no! Why did you do that?!

Tim: Why did you do that?

Jason: Why didn't you say "I wish I could live forever?"

Tim: And live forever with you?!

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If Bruce Did Send Jason To Metropolis

A glossed over part of Gotham War is that Bruce was gonna forcibly send Jason to Metropolis with a new identity. He ended up abandoning this plan and his family but it wouldn't have worked long term anyway.

There's the obvious: the batfamily are literally detectives. However we also have evidence that one batfam member in particular would find Jason.

Tim Drake.

This is shown in the rebirth Detective Comics story A Lonely Place of Living.

In this alternate future, Tim searches for Jason for a year. Tracing every potential lead. He's preoccupied enough for Gotham to be turned to ruins in his absence.

Eventually he finds Jason across the world. Finding him in a nearby city probably would've been chump change in comparison. Either way, he'd do everything to track him down.

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 219

Steph: In a world of Scott Pilgrims, be a Lucas Lee. Or literally anyone else. Don't date highschoolers.

GCPD officer: Hey, wanna take this stuff and blame the bat kid?

Renee: *sighs* You're under arrest.

Selina: You think you're the only one who can drive men away?

Harley: Funny. So where'd he go?

Selina: I don't exactly know.

Ivy: And I don't exactly care.

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Just posted a new fanfic! 🎉

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake, Robin (DCU), Jason Todd, Red Hood Additional Tags: Mentioned Damian Wayne, DC Comic Event: Knight Terrors (2023), Comic: Batman: Urban Legends Vol. 1 (2021), Hurt/Comfort, Self-Worth Issues, Banter, Brotherly Bonding, Character Development, Batfamily (DCU), Batbrothers (DCU), Light Angst, Humor, Fluff and Angst, Comic: Tim Drake: Robin Vol. 1 (2022), Minor Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, POV Third Person Limited, POV Jason Todd Summary:

Starts at the ending of Knight Terrors Robin issue 2.

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 186

Luke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Harley: Cheese is so good though.

Luke: We got one.

Selina: Ivy, I need your help but you can't tell anybody what I'm up to.

Ivy: Oh, not a problem, I don't talk to anyone but Harley.

Harley, on facetime: And nobody where I am even speaks English.

Selina: Where are you?

Harley: Brazil, baby! I got conned by a cam girl. But it turns out, love it here!

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 183

Jace: The reason Batman don't cover his whole face is he needs police to know he's white.

Damian: May I have some more tea please?

Jon: Certainly.

Damian: And I shouldn't have to ask. I should never be looking at an empty cup.

Jon: Well here we are again. You treating me like garbage, and me waiting on you.

Damian: But it feels right somehow.

Jon: ... It does.

Selina: So I took a little off the top. Everybody takes a little off the top. Look what God did to Damian.

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 167

Jason: We need a distraction. *looks to Tim*

Tim: So now you want a bomb?

Tim, to Damian: I’ve organized your messages into three categories.

Tim: Death threats. From your grandfather. And death threats from your grandfather.

Tim: Thanks for seeing us off, guys.

Jason: Yeah, of course. It's my boat.

Dick: And we care about him, ya dingus!

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 153

Harley: Hey, everybody. A couple things about my management style; number one, don't nobody ask me about what's in my cup we ain't gonna have no problems.

Harley: Number two, I believe in the power of nicknames.

Harley, at Cass: Smile Face.

Harley, at Zealot: Senorita Swag.

Harley, at Big Barda: Kahuna.

Harley, at Dinah: And you, my friend, we will call Mrs. Farts.

Dinah: Seems rather unprofessional.

Big Barda: She called you Mrs. Farts, Mrs. Farts.

Harley: Thanks, Kahuna.

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 122

Harley: I couldn't do this without you, Selina.

Selina: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

Jason, to Bruce: How you know what's best for my team, bitch?!

Alfred: Master Jason, there's no need to yell and cuss. One of the two will suffice.

Jason: *nods solemnly*

Jason: How you know what's best for my team, bitch?

Helena: Yes, you do have freedom of speech. It does protect you. From the government. It doesn't protect you FROM ME MOTHERFUCKER-

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 121

Jason: Write “nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I'll be back.

Harley: Batman is gonna kill us!

Ivy: Not if we kill him first!

Selina: No one's killing anyone!

Tim: Ever since Conner gave me this baby, people have been treating me like I'm cool. The girl at the coffee shop even got the name on my cup right. It says "Tim" not "Jim."

Bernard: You know, I think it's less about the jacket and more about the fact you're feeling competent. Maybe this cool version of Tim was there all along.

Tim: Bernie, I love you, but that's insane. It's a magic jacket.

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 120

Bruce: Do you truly think so little of me?

Jason: I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by saide forever.

Bruce: I don't want to fight.

Selina: I do. Fight with me, fight for me!

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Describing Emma In Emma Falls In Love + Describing Herself In Other Songs

When Emma Falls In Love: "all the bad boys would be good boys if they only got the chance to love her"

Blank Space: "I can make the bad guys good for a weekend"

When Emma Falls In Love: "she's so New York when she's in LA"

False God: "I'm New York City, I still do it for you babe"

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Gotham season 5 pier scene but with a little change

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My new dc comics server

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 63

Ivy: Let's abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. Live by sunlight. Primal instinct and internal clocks only.

Selina: When is the next bus getting here? It's a surprise.

Harley: That's no different from how buses already operate.

Harley: Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anyone meddles with the soup... well. The answer should be obvious.

Ivy: Into the soup they go!

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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 186

Ed: But you jumped in front of it anyway.

Oswald: Yes. And I would do that again, and again. Don't you know that?

Edward: *jumping on Ed*

Ed: Oswald! If you don't come get this dog from jumping on me, I swear I'll go home to Jim's wife!

Oswald: I literally never wanna be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.