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hey guys so sorry to do this but if anyone could help me out with some money for groceries and bills i’d really appreciate it thank you 🙏🏻
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anyway go follow my main @bastilleglory if ya wanna
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[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]
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All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill
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i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities
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*makes air quotes whenever referencing my physical form and existence on this earth*
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“He thrusts his fists against the post, and still insists he sees the ghost.“
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There’s a huge difference between mimes and clowns, but oh so little does that matter when either and/or both of them are suddenly in your house late at night.
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some kid in my class next to me went to their calendar app and set a reminder on january 12th, 2058 at 7pm to die and then just closed it.
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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
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