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minnie instagram update

who's scared of what?

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"I asked ChatGPT—"

Cool well I asked my cousin's seven-year-old and her response was to make a fart sound with her hands, so I guess we ultimately gained an equivalent amount of knowledge, huh.

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twin problems

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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his greed sickens me

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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

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what the hell did i do

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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can I just log in

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jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

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when the dash is dead it reminds me of when channels used to turn off for the night