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Hello everyone, welcome to my TED talk.

Oscar Piastri in thigh high stockings.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

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lol not him showing hole to anyone behind him (lando)

i’m guessing this is muscle memory..?

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“oscar piastri has a praise kink who’s with me!” i shout into an empty room

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can someone write a fic basically Oscar has bunny ears (this can be some kind of hybrid au idc just as long as he has bunny ears) and then spend 20k words writing in depth how they bounce as he rides Lando

the things id do if i could write.

LIKE PLEASEEEE

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hello?? this is so cute!! 😭😭

would love to read a vampire osc and werewolf lando fic if anyone knows once :3

ping ponging them around in my mind ✨✨😭

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CAN WE GO BACK TO THIS PLEASE!!

the look.. THE LOOK!

slightly flushed cheeks, the biggest fucking grin ever, squinted eyes n all… and this was in 2023. I’M IN A CHOKEHOLD.

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when I’m tryna read Oscar getting absolutely fucked into oblivion by Lando but the writer got a lil angst going on at the start

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bored.. no landoscar content.. this!

bit different from my usual posts but obv had to include landoscar

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the rich, gay married couple judging the loud neighbours:

julianedvvr on ig!!

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what I’ve gathered from this video.. (it is the full video)

1. Lando putting the mic in Oscar’s face, making it seem larger.. sweet sweet memories..

2. Osc with the tiniest blush on his cheeks, just from Lando talking to him. (he must blush easy)

3. Oscar’s tiny as FUCK hands!!!

4. Following that, comparing their hand sizes holding the mic..

5. Lando smirking up at him, probably to make Oscar flustered

6. Lando also speaking a little slower, probably to tease Oscar, maybe when he goes a little dumb during sex:3

7. Side note- Oscar’s thighs. I NEED TO BITE THEM SO BAD. (Lando thought approx. 2 minutes ago)

8. I need to do something with my life

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WHERE ARE ALL THE BOTTOM OSCAR AO3 WRITERSSSSSSSS

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YESSS YESS YES YES YESSSSSS NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!! YESS YES I LOVE MY LIFE AND I LOVE YOU PROKRASTINARTIYA

long time no see on ao3, huh?

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i hope no one has done this yet..

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osc getting jealous and walking off then lando totally going to find him to comfort him:3

video

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typa shit lando probably sees every night when Oscar is begging for something..

bottom eyes go crazy

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me when landoscar yuri is at the function 🤤🤤

481 yuri

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[Lando]: “On the right Osc- uh, Connor. On the right.”

we moved on from this wayy too fast.. SOMEONE SEDATE ME

(video from the 2024 summer break, found on tiktok)