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i think i’m just too soft for this world

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same energy

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A wild time in the oscarverse

First Elvira mentions Hamlet raising the question is the infamous documentary actually going to happen?? 😳

I honestly just told myself that we'd never ever see it but maybe we actually are???

Then there's this mysterious verified Oscar insta account that has people automatically following it including myself.

This is what it's like, all quiet for a while and then BAM everything all of a sudden.

Ok.. so about the oscar insta account. I just seen that someone else said that they were automatically following him.

And I'm so glad it's not just me!! I genuinely thought I was going mad for a sec. I was like "I'm so sure that I don't remember following this account"

I don't like this. There's something odd about this. Also like oscar has said he has no interest in being on social media, at least not directly.

Another thing I'm thinking is that I'm wondering if it's whoever follows Elvira has been set to automatically follow him. Is that possible????

I'm just trying to figure out how they would know I or anyone else would want to follow him. My insta has absolutely nothing oscar related on it whatsoever. No sign that I'm a fan at all. But I do follow Elvira.

I of course wouldn't mind if Elvira is involved but if it's some marketing shit and they're essentially forcing him to be on insta. I don't love that at all.

Anyway that's just my thoughts about it. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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Maybe Oscar’s shirt isn’t buttoned right because he had to rebutton it in a hurry 😏🤭

What with his Queen looking so good and just generally being her and them being in a trio with other people and all

You know, I'm not going to lie to you and say a similar thought didn't cross my mind because it totally did.

I did definitely think that maybe just maybe he might have been involved in activities that involved not wearing a shirt and then hurried to put it on after.

I mean there seemed to be no kiddos around. Maybe there was some quality mom and dad alone time. Who knows. 😏

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Bruhh why does this little dude have a thicc booty like Oscar 😂🤭

Objectification in a minor key

(Llewyn Davis x His Guitar)

A/N: For the council of Oscar discord groups April Fools Day event! Hosted by Me, @ominoose and @midgardian-witch

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Warnings: sex acts with inanimate objects, Masturbation, Weird hallucinations, Llewyn is a sad pathetic wet cat. Cum play, Crack fic

Llewyn needed to get laid.

Desperately.

Like, if he doesn’t get his dick wet he might actually fall apart. But generally no one really seemed to want to help him with that lately. He was having the driest of dry spells and it was starting to affect his mental state. He was sitting on the couch at the Gorfeins place, both of them had already left for the day and Ulysses had fucked off to do whatever cats do, so that just left him and his guitar.  

The instrument made of mahogany and spruce wood was leaning against the suede armchair across the living room from him, in his delirious state of sleep depravation and hormones he couldn’t help but think that the guitar was sensually curvaceous. His hand sneaking down into his pants to fondle his semi hard cock, as his sleepy eyes traced the curve of the body of the guitar. The slope of the neck, the color of the wood. Dear god was he actually getting close just looking at this guitar.

“Ugh…Fuck.” He groans aloud as he strokes the length of his cock in his jeans, the masochistic part of him enjoying the feeling of his erection on the zipper of his pants. He picked up the pace, his thumb sliding over the tip of his dick, damp with precum. His gaze was locked on his guitar as he strokes himself in a slow repetitive motion. He pulled his dick out of the confines of his pants, standing up as he glides his hand over his shaft. He approaches the guitar, kneeling on the ground next to her. The way the polished wood shines in the early morning light, he thrust into his hand, he wasn’t in his right mind. Pressing his tip to the wood he groans at the feeling of lacquered wood on the most sensitive part of him. He directed his cock over the sound boards, leaving a wet sticky trail over the wood. He huffed, the heat pooling in his stomach. He used his free hand to grab the neck, twisting the guitar on to its side, pushing the instrument against his crotch as he thrust against her. This shouldn’t be so delightful, there was nothing about this that was normal. This was insanity. This was nirvana. He felt the tightening in his balls, he was gonna cum soon. He continued his slow grind against the curve of the base of the instrument, his eyes roll back in his head as he let out a low grown. Everything went fuzzy as he spilled his seed all over the side. The creamy white of the spend against the dark mahogany was like a work of art. Llewyn was panting as he dragged his fingers through the thick liquid, leaving a striped pattern behind as he looked at in a haze.

“Holy fuck…What did I just do?” He mumbles to himself, shaking his head to snap out of it. He pulled at the edge of his grimy white shirt to clean up his mess. He decided not to over analyze what had happened just then. He got ready for his day, finished getting dressed and putting his guitar back in its case before heading out.

Little did he know his delusions were far from over.

He managed to get about two city blocks from the Gorfeins place when he noticed it. A bright cherry red Gibson Les Paul passed him in the street. Wait what? He did a double take looking back at the guitar as it strode by.

“What the fuck.” He exclaimed looking around. Everywhere he looked there were amazing sexy guitars, in the corner coffee shop a blonde Silvertone was serving cappuccinos. A Stratocaster was getting on the bus across the street. It seemed his whole world had changed. Every woman in the city of New York had magically transformed into a guitar.

Llewyn got the feeling he wasn’t going to get laid anytime soon.

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My sexuality is actually that one curl that always falls over Oscar Isaac’s forehead

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You should!! Check if you are following the account because it seems that folks (including me) are just automatically following the account.

And I'm just wondering if it's possible to make it so that people who follow Elvira automatically follow oscar🤔 I don't know.

Ok.. so about the oscar insta account. I just seen that someone else said that they were automatically following him.

And I'm so glad it's not just me!! I genuinely thought I was going mad for a sec. I was like "I'm so sure that I don't remember following this account"

I don't like this. There's something odd about this. Also like oscar has said he has no interest in being on social media, at least not directly.

Another thing I'm thinking is that I'm wondering if it's whoever follows Elvira has been set to automatically follow him. Is that possible????

I'm just trying to figure out how they would know I or anyone else would want to follow him. My insta has absolutely nothing oscar related on it whatsoever. No sign that I'm a fan at all. But I do follow Elvira.

I of course wouldn't mind if Elvira is involved but if it's some marketing shit and they're essentially forcing him to be on insta. I don't love that at all.

Anyway that's just my thoughts about it. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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That's bro when he be murdering🔪🔪🔪

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This makes me laugh everytime 😂 but I always wonder, is Basil struggling with ripping the shirt or is it Oscar?? Either way it's funny 😁

anybody got the clip from lightningface where basils tryna rip open his shirt and just like

sucks at ripping it and he gets more frustrated

really need that right now

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Ok.. so about the oscar insta account. I just seen that someone else said that they were automatically following him.

And I'm so glad it's not just me!! I genuinely thought I was going mad for a sec. I was like "I'm so sure that I don't remember following this account"

I don't like this. There's something odd about this. Also like oscar has said he has no interest in being on social media, at least not directly.

Another thing I'm thinking is that I'm wondering if it's whoever follows Elvira has been set to automatically follow him. Is that possible????

I'm just trying to figure out how they would know I or anyone else would want to follow him. My insta has absolutely nothing oscar related on it whatsoever. No sign that I'm a fan at all. But I do follow Elvira.

I of course wouldn't mind if Elvira is involved but if it's some marketing shit and they're essentially forcing him to be on insta. I don't love that at all.

Anyway that's just my thoughts about it. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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It's nice that his outfit and umbrella matches his crocs

Oscar Isaac on the set of "X-Men: Apocalypse"

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Pedro and his family at his mother’s graduation

A family portrait

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I don't know why and I definitely could be wrong but something tells me Elvira has something to do with it.

so wdym there's a new, verified instagram account to oscar's name

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Ive been thinking a lot recently about how I hope that Elvira knows that she is loved.

That we love her too not just oscar 💗💗💗

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Everyone's so afraid.

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