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bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies
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this is funny as fucking hell actually
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the greatest minds of our generation are posting on r/meth if anyone cares
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Do you think I meant to write "stoopid" google docs. Do you think I meant to describe a character as "stoopid." Do you think that is what I meant to do
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This paints such a beautiful picture
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im american and i knew that like in kindergarten so i think some of you are just stupid sorry
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tell me the appliance that is your best friend ever in the kitchen
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the ai’s aversion to producing anything that’s not aesthetically pleasing dentist office artwork leaves it unable to comprehend true beauty

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did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it
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How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.
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