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First time sending hate mail kinda nervous

Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!

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at this point we should just babygirlify the joker

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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

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Made a new poster! :)

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Tumblr Code.

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you guys need to solve this together

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Calamity Jane you concern yet intrigue me....

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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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sorry. ground your boyfriend into a paste and applied him liberally under my eyes before i went to bed and now im fresh faced and glowing

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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using therapyspeak but exclusively in utterly ridiculous situations where it makes no material difference because it's funny

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>pick up keys for new apartment

>try keys, don't work

>call property manager

>she shows up, explains reception gave us the wrong keys

>pulls put the master key to open it

>its a 0 lift key

im so fucked

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E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I

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