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Alright buddy, here ya go. *Xey take out some lettuce and carrots and hand them to the turtle*

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

-Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

Hi! I am a turtle, like you said.

You should pick me up!

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Well, yeah, but you're sentient, so I thought maybe you'd be friendly?

Actually. Yeah, Oversight on my part. You still want the treats?

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

-Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

Hi! I am a turtle, like you said.

You should pick me up!

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AGH!! THE BETRAYAL!!! AND TO THINK I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU TReATS.... No longer...

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

-Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

Hi! I am a turtle, like you said.

You should pick me up!

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Bet!

*Scoops down to pick the Turtle Up*

WOAG. A TURTLE! Hi little guy

-Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

Hi! I am a turtle, like you said.

You should pick me up!

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Happy Neil day! Here he is as a patron saint of banging out the tunes!!! 🐀🎶🌈

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INSULTS! Very necessary I feel.

A common insult in my language is 'xuz yagft,' which is 'rot mouth' when directly translated. You use it when someone's saying some bullshit or being annoying. Also used in reference to bad breath sometimes!

I've used 'forzq' before, it just simply translates to clown! Jester would be 'tocdob,' and circus would be 'ioxiay'.

The word for 'idiot' is 'ninty,' however 'yorktz tpuk,' which directly translates to 'silent mind,' is more commonly used.

'Ynazkek' means 'shut eye,' in reference to not seeing something. I heard this a lot growing up because my eyesight is terrible.

My species has a habit of using phrases as insults instead of singular words. if you couldn't tell. These aren't all insults, obviously, but they're some of the more common ones. I didn't include any that use flora or fauna from my home planet because those wouldn't make a lot of sense.

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Onomatopoeia time! The words for sounds, oo.

Bangs are usually written as 'grrkc' though it depends on the real noise they try to get across.

We have an onomatopoeia for blinking funnily enough, 'bimp'!

Since my kind have tails, we have some words that are used specifically for tail movement, however 'slish' would be the sound of a tail wagging or lashing.

The onomatopoeia for stomping is 'bomk' which is adorable to me.

That's all! We really don't have many onomatopoeias, whoops.

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I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me .jpeg

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you

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eating leftover pizza cold

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the dehumanization of high-risk people at almost year 3 of the pandemic is so enormously scary and painful.

“high risk people will protect themselves” how? did you think about that? are we able to go grocery shopping? are we able to see loved ones? are we able to access lifesaving medical appointments? no! you refuse to protect us!

“I think you’re taking covid too seriously” I don’t want to die! I don’t want to die! I’m a human, too, and I don’t want to die! Look at me — I’m a human!

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Ooh, gotchu. That’s nice.

This Bar place is cool, too. It has good vibes. *i say, looking around*

Woah. Shit. I have not been paying attention. you have. Changed a lot. How’s things going?

-Agent Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

"I'm not dead, always a plus. Yourself?"

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Oh really? That’s cool! Who’s your husband?

geeze, I really am the opposite of updated..

Woah. Shit. I have not been paying attention. you have. Changed a lot. How’s things going?

-Agent Doodlez from @oshalorefinders

"I'm not dead, always a plus. Yourself?"

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Okay, pronouns are important, y'all are going to learn those.

Today we'll teach pronouns. So as I said before, my native language has no concept of gender, we do however have a concept of presentation! Having feminine, masculine, or neutral presentation is the factor that decides what you're called in my language, kind of unique I know.

Our equivalent to 'she' would be 'tif,' and 'her' is 'khu'. The equivalent to 'he' would be 'if,' and 'his' would be 'jku'. Finally, 'they' would be 'uifz,' and 'them' would be 'aolt'.

Uifz and aolt are exclusively singular, groups of people have a different name.

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Wait, what ever happen to Osha Employee one? I know they started a camping blog, but how are they doing??