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Worst little cunts on this site by far are those who respond to complaints about mundanely shitty behavior like “I can’t stand when people don’t put their grocery carts back” with “um did you know that .000001% of the world’s population has terminal Can’t Put Grocery Carts Back Disease maybe think before you post”

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Here’s an up close picture of the mouth of a leopard shark. Their teeth are very small and their diet in the wild is shrimp, fish eggs, clams, and snails. So while being in the water with them may seem scary, the most danger I’m in when I SCUBA dive to clean their tank is that one of the sharks might knock my mask off if they accidentally bumped me.

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i love public transit

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Azumi’s first interaction with Sanemi!

It definitely led to some serious shell shock when she next saw him and he was his usual intense self with other slayers 😭 #demonslayerspoilers

Sanemi is canonically very kind to elderly, women and children (though children tend to cry when he gets too close). Azumi was two for three on that list when they met, the right conditions for their first meeting to be showing his gentle side

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Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

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I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

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has this been done yet?

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the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

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this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

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big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

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are you ok

disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it’s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that’s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact™ ever

the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it’s turned off permanently

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Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

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I’m not going to explain myself

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