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Just to be clear: I’m not mad that we lost.

I’m mad that we lost to Peter fuckin’ Laviolette

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I don’t know which is making me more nauseous: my antibiotic or the fact that Laviolette is beating us like this

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Words cannot accurately describe how much I absolutely despise that song the Rags play after they score a goal

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Ovi and Sid vs. The World

"I think we both probably want to stick around a little longer, so it's not time for those beers, or whatever we'll drink, yet."

― Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin 'saved the NHL', but they're not done yet (Rossi, 2023)

(Photo credits: Getty Images)

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Hey Caps? I have to be at work at 08:45 AM tomorrow. You better make this worth it

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Dowd: I’m back, bitches!

Also Dowd: -gets sent to the box for a double minor within 2 minutes of puck drop-

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This is at least the 6th time my stream has frozen. I’m wondering if it’s something or someone trying to tell me that I should just turn it off and go to sleep

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At least we got a point?

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Dude, not even duct tape, paperclips, Windex, AND a hamster hopped up on Mountain Dew could hold this team together at this point

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Oh yeah…. Colorado’s the team with the video game (Mario?) power up noise when they leave the penalty box.

I actually kinda like that

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Whyyyyyy is this game at 09:30 PM???? Some of us have work tomorrow

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alright my datas getting juried* and the verdict has come in!

4.3256 ⭐ / 5 ⭐

the 4.3 for whip (ENG!!! so good fishbowl boy lmao), 25 for BEAR!!! GIVE HIM AN EMMY BC BEAR SWEPT OR WHATEVER!! FIRST GOAL AS A CAP!!!! babey we didnt just need you we fucking wanted you. we treasure you. we will kiss- and a 6 for JOEL HOT GIRL EDMUNDSON not just for doing hot defenseman shit blocking shots but for that hot fight defending ur teammate from dumbasses. we love seeing team loyalty. AND DARCY!!!!!! darcy for u my love i would give u the world. u deserve a million shutouts but this is a start. would have LIKED more goals but this was still good as hell. good job everyone. ovi pls come back next game? okay love u bye

*per sources (@legobrickcow, @murdereyesnicky, @oshbabe-and-the-podcast-husbands)

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BEAR!!!!!!!!

I’d so been manifesting that!!!!

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I love a good fight, but if Edmundson breaks his hand again, I swear to god I’ll drive up to DC and punch him in the teeth

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Confession time: I would pay to see the shenanigans that go on behind the scenes of the promo photo shoots. Hell, I’d pay to see the shenanigans that go on during team picture day and media day

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My dudes, I hate to say it but with how well Chuckie’s been playing recently, I’m genuinely concerned that we could lose him in the off season. I’m sure plenty of teams would be more than willing to pay for a goalie who’s been playing like him

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I really think Bear is due. I really think he is. Manifesting… manifesting