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i must not reference dune. referencing dune is the ah beans

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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

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Just saw someone refer to Sam Reich as "Jigsaw Trebek" and that has filled me with malicious glee.

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Modern AU Senshi would absolutely be that guy who shows up at a kinda shitty house party, immediately smells the rancid vibes, and thirty minutes later he's somehow taken over and turned it into a barbecue party in the back yard. Nobody knows where he got the barbecue. The host doesn't even own one.

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chilchuck short kings anthem fancam bc i had to

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The problem Sam Reich is going to have is that one day there will be an actual technical fault on Game Changer and nobody will believe him.

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I need someone to draw the entire DS9 crew having a very emotional discussion about whether ACAB includes Odo or not.

Kira is in agony and looks like she's about to have a mental breakdown.

Someone stands up up from the back and shouts a very clear "YES."

It's Odo.

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He didn't even post his own ass.

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I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.

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this man is the one true ally

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The real tabletop RPG party dynamic:

Fucker who makes you wonder exactly what's wrong with them

Fucker who you know exactly what's wrong with them

Fucker who seems pretty on the level, then halfway through the campaign you find out what's wrong with them

Fucker whose deal is actually kind of tame, but their inability to be normal about it is what's wrong with them

Fucker whose unshakable conviction that there's nothing wrong with them is what's wrong with them

Fucker who's just happy to be included, and that's what's wrong with them

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“I think [the Fourteenth Doctor] died. I’m going to start saying that. He went to Venice, 2063, when the city sank, and he went into a whirlpool, which is really sad.”

Russell T Davies, on if Fourteen will return.

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timely again

can't believe I had to live through years of people claiming asexual and aromantic people steal resources from "actual" queer people as if we were making video essays