Fanfic: “slow burn”
My impatient ass:
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You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.
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:’)
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Are you happy with your current penis size
you tryna sell me a new dick
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reblogging your own posts because they didn’t get enough notes:
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Reblog this if Ben is a hoe
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paramore: *makes new songs about being depressed, wanting to die, being pessimistic, being fake happy*
my depressed ass:
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