osomatsuconfessions

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I just realized that since i made a rule abt every fancharacter being canon in the headbandverse(unless i say otherwise)which includes osomatsu san which basically means...matsuyo and matsuzo have like a billion kids

But i dont even care atp

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Iyami is the most hottest anime character in history hes literally my anime waifu guys

Ok thank you for listening to my ted talk by yours truly shittymatsu anon

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Teenager!Choromatsu would def remind the teacher because they forgot to give homework and also snitch on someone to the headmaster just because they have a celluar device even though the headmaster probably doesnt care and tries to make himself look like a goody two shoes

-Shittymatsu anon

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Seriously, im still wondering who the fuck was iyami anon like could someone actually explain even though this stuff happened like months ago

-Shittymatsu anon

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i actually think Kara angst hits very hard if it’s executed correctly, I’ve cried reading angsty Kara fics before. My issue is when they portray his brothers as villains or intentionally malicious in a non-comedic way to get there, it just feels out of character to me

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concept instead of blind kara au: kara au. he gets the but can never and while it makes him look good for the ladies he cry because his brothers torture him with their destructive and he can't fight back, poor kara is so abused and mistreated he cry all the time snifflesniffle. ao3 masterpiece with people crying for kara or then weirdos being weird about it in a way not intended and not taking kara's suffering SERIOUSLY.

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i wish the rp side of this fandom wasn't so catty and so willing to argue over oc x canon pairs

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my favorite thing with ososan is how much off stuff they have. see this cute official art with these six idiots? well here's ten more cus I know u ain't tired of looking at it. and the amount of aus is also stupidly funny to me

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I think more yumematsus should be freak4freak. I respect the yumematsu grind immensely but I also think those awful awful men (the sextuplets) need someone to match their gag anime freak and i simply just don't see enough of it... peace✌️and love🫶

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I can't take karamatsu angst seriously sorry not sorry

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guys i wrote like 12 fics for hundred line bc theres characters who reminded me of characters voiced by matsuyo & matsuzo’s en vas & im horny & in withdrawal bc they’re both sag actors & on strike. pls either tell me to get off my ass & write osoparents pegging porn pls or lmk if it already exists -☠️

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remember when people made a bunch of fics and art where karamatsu was blind for the sake of some shitty angst. what the fuck what that all about. why was that so popular. what is wrong with you

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If the sextuplets ever get over their crush on Totoko and be in a poly with some who loves them for real? She would be their wingwoman cause they need all the help they could get. This person is her hail Mary for getting the brothers to move on from her

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idk if theres a fan name for the kara+choro+jyushi combo so im calling them the Brazil trio🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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Skibidimatsu san

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Hoping for more choromatsu drunk puking in s4 💝

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pregnant iyami

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