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Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

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the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS

”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”

”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”

when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies

“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”

Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips

“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible.  And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”

Buford’s cupid costume

”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”

”So, do I know romance or what?”  “What.”  “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”

Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS.  LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT

Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender

”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”

”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*

STAR WARS CROSSOVER

MARVEL CROSSOVER

when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever

Running from love in a bear suit

that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box

“Paulllll Bunyan’s!  Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”

“Mom!  Phineas and Ferb made me!”  “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”

Baljeet and Buford’s bromance

the episode when they got the band back together.  Just…that episode in its entirety.

“Hit it Carl!”  “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”  *Carl pulls lever anyway*

when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness

“It’s a scientific fact!”

“I’m you from the future!”  “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”

“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time.  No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”

when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no!  We do not bite the elderly!”

Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa

when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song

Planty the Potted Plant

“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”

Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance

Tuff Shoo Laysizz

“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”

O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)

“My watermelon!”

the giant floating baby head

Lots of me

when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed

when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof

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justmerlinthings // insp.

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trash prince of sakaar ( insp )

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Text posts - Gal edition

More Galavant text posts

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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Do you guys want to hear a really good idea I have for a production of Hamlet?

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jack kelly heading to santa fe (1899, colorized)

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#can we appreciate the acting here#you can actually see the fear you get#just before you come out to someone#in the first gif#and the small shrug in the last one#the acceptance that everything could change right now#steph knows from first hand experience#a bi woman playing a bi woman#its amazing

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VINE IS COMING BACK?

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GOFUNDME: SAVE OUR NAVAJO LANGUAGE

“I never learned my Navajo language and I was never inspired to learn it.  As I got older, I realized how valuable our language is to the livelihood of our Navajo Nation. ” -Dr. Shawna L. Begay

Our Navajo or Diné language is in danger of becoming extinct.  Help us create and develop the first Navajo-English educational media TV puppet show, “Diné Bí Ná’álkid Time” which means ‘The Navajo Movie Time.’  It will inspire and teach our youth basic language skills using media as a technology tool. Parents, grandparents, children and grandkids can learn to speak Navajo  fluently together within their own homes. Long-time friends and educators, Dr. Shawna L. Begay and Charmaine Jackson have teamed up to create this new TV pilot for an all-ages audience or for anyone who wants to learn the Navajo language.   With your support, it’ll be the first educational Navajo and English puppet show that will teach and preserve the Navajo language and culture through digital media.

After several years of extensive research on the Navajo Nation, Dr. Begay recently completed her PhD from the University of Nevada-Las Vegas with her doctorate thesis, ‘Developing A Navajo Media Guide: A Community Perspective.’ As project director, she quickly realized she was a pioneer on the topic.

“When I decided what topic to study I realized there existed very little research in Indigenous educational media, especially with our Navajo people,” stated Dr. Begay.  “As Navajo people, we have our own learning objectives and Navajo way of knowing is completely different for Euro-Western schooling.  I decided that I had to research and develop our own curriculum guide that is meant to teach Navajo through media.” Dr. Begay and Jackson, co-writers of the show, developed the first 3-puppet characters and plan for many more. The pilot features Nanabah-a young Navajo girl, Gáh (Rabbit) and Dlǫ̀ǫ̀ (Prairie Dog) who will go on endless adventures learning about language, gardening, the environment and the importance of family values. Nanabah is fluent in Navajo and likes to teach children about life on the reservation with her animal friends and special guests.  Children who want to learn Navajo will also be an important part of the show by interacting with Nanabah, her friends and storyline. Dr. Begay’s research concluded there exists very little research in the area of Indigenous educational media. Currently media is a very powerful tool that can be used to teach. She is cognizant of the digital age we live in and the opportunities to utilize media to revitalize the Navajo language.   “Star Wars and Finding Nemo,” dubbed in Navajo, was a great place to start and it has garnered national exposure of our language. However, we need a show based on our own Navajo learning principals our ancestors set out for us to learn and live by. I don’t think a non-Navajo, non-Native or non-Indigenous person can do that for us, nor should they.  We, as Navajo, need to produce this show ourselves, if we are to be truly sovereign,” added Dr. Begay. Both educators, Dr. Begay and Jackson, of Naalkid Productions have been talking about this educational language project for about the past four years and still have a long way to go to finance their dream. “With the support of Navajo TV Anchor Colton Shone, our team of Navajo artists, filmmakers, family and friends, this video pilot is a huge step forward,” said Jackson.  “Our journey has just begun and the big next step is finding financial support to create a whole new puppet TV series.” We aim to raise $50,000 with this project which will allow us to continue with pre-production and production aspects of making this digital media project become a reality.  We need your help to save our language by teaching Navajo to our future generations. Pre-Production: -Script writing for the pilot show -Puppet Development/Creation -Casting for puppeteers and other talent that will be on screen -Hiring of all key cast and crew Production: -Locations and permits -Rental of Studio space -Equipment: cameras, sound, lights, etc. -Cast and Crew budget

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i havent drawn deh for forever and the holidays are around the corner

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local theatre nerd takes a dead meme and makes it into a shakespeare reference??? wow

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Finding a musical that you like every number is the same as listening to an album and liking every single song. It’s hard, it’s hard, it’s really really hard. So very very hard. I make it look easy but honey believe me it’s hard.

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Rb if it’s okay to send you fics or art that we want you to see even if we wrote it ourselves

There is nothing wrong with self promotion. There is nothing wrong with wanting others to see your work, especially with the new system and stuff. It’s okay to send your work to larger blogs or tag them in it. There is nothing wrong with appreciating your own work!!