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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Hey! If you have ocs you need to hear this

Your oc is really cool and Im glad you made them :)

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y’all are really missing out by not shipping you and your friends OCs together. Good for the soul, good for the economy.

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r/undertale is so bored that they're just pretending that they know nothing about the game now and I'm starting to get worried about them

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when people like your OCs it is truly one of the best feelings ever. but when they also UNDERSTAND your OCs??? When they say or do something that just makes you go "oh they get it." UNBEATABLE.

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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

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posting thoughts about an oc with no art & no writing attached to it is so mortifying. here's blorbo from my brain, yeah she exists exclusively there, but if u harken your ears you can perceive the minute chiming motion of my neurons & taste her transcientness in the wind!

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i ggo out of my way to recruit units even if I dont use them ever because I like making friends :)

real

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You're blue now! That's my attack!

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First time I fought Asgore I lived on one health and buddy still asked me to finish him off like he didn't break every bone in my body.

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DID YOU. JUST FLIP. MY SWITCH?

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best friends

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Nameless boy from to your eternity fan art by me!! ❤️

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tumblr polls are like: normal everyday question?

1. first option that reveals the poll maker has an absolutely bizarre understanding of the thing they are asking about

2., second option that adds the worrying context that op considers the first option the normal answer,

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.