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Kinda fucks me up to think there's water flight players who have joined after BotE and therefore have only experienced Wavecrest post-Tidelord. Imagine moving to a new town and finding out it's the only place in the country where the mayor position has been vacant for 40 years because the last guy vanished one day and everyone's still waiting for him to get back. He may or may not be alive. He left a message hidden in his office about looking into an apocalyptic conspiracy that was only found a couple years ago and has no date so no one knows when it was written. It said everyone should Be Afraid. The mayoral parade still happens every year
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How much for the twisty tripawd Merry?



Not to be confused with the humble tripod, the Twisty tripawd Merry a real one of a kind kitty! Invest in Merry now for only $35.77!
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autistic kabru real he told me. he told me
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I deeply appreciate the fact that Discworld translators add their own terrible, terrible puns.
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so in other news Pokemon is releasing life-sized Eeveelution (+ Eevee) plushies. this would not be particularly noteworthy except for the fact that the plushies are FUCKING HUGE
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today's warm up: Look, the kid is right. It's more impressive when your dad is a giant manifestation of nature for show and tell, not a ranger. Slaney's Mum is a Lawyer dad, how is she meant to keep up with that?
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Who coulda seen this one coming?! (everyone. absolutely everyone saw this coming)
This comic can also be read FULLSCALE HERE on my website!
I'm not even joking beeb please let me make a full series comic for this guy. I would set off making a whole fanart series for free but I ain't got the physical strength... or time... sob... does anyone know how to send Mr. R.T. Davies fanmail?
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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string
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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.
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