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That one time Hisoka gave a friendship speech and they still shot him down.
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so i saw the question where you said that kurapika/kurtas were from the dark continent and i was wondering if you could explain that? like are they from dark continent or something? im all caught up w/ the manga but i didn't see that anywhere lol
it’s actually a fan theory with evidence to back it up that is so strong that it’s basically considered canon within the fandom
The best evidence there is is this image. It shows a map of the dark continent, which has drawings on it what strongly resemble the kurta clan’s architecture and domesticate animals.
On top of this, it’s been mentioned that many people and creatures originally come from the dark continent - creatures like the kirikos and chimera ants.
And The kurta clan were described as “not having a home” and “travelling around a lot” suggesting that since they actually literally dont have a native land in the normal part of the world, and therefore must have originated from somewhere else. It also explains why they have the strange genealogy of the scarlet eyes!
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hisoka cute comic relief moments that make u almost forget he is a psychopathic mass murderer
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Hxh fandom is guilty of focusing on blonde twinks as much as the creator is.
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i don’t think
you realize
just how much
this man
cares about
Kurapika
because he really does
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This is the Leorio of Success 💰💰 Reblog in the next 69 seconds for Maximum Coinage 👌 👌 👌 👌 💸💸💸💴💴
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if you havent seen hxh what is happening in this image
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Adult Trio as babies
Hisoka
- Loud. He had colic the first few months of his life and even when he outgrew it, he still cried quite a bit
- Don’t let that fool you, they were all crocodile tears, not many things made him cry for real
- Not the most patient baby, if he wanted something, he wanted it NOW. No warning whines, he just goes into full blown fits
- Temperamental! He was difficult to soothe and had a tendencies to just flip. One moment he would be unbearably clingy and insist on being carried everywhere, the next he wouldn’t even want you near him. Even back then he was already fickle
- Never learned to walk, one moment he was crawling, and suddenly he started running. An honest nightmare.
- Could get into crazy fits where he would just run circles around everyone and wreck havoc. He was the type of kid to stick his fingers into sockets and have a meltdown because you won’t let him
- The type of child to enjoy those loud flashing toys the most, they won’t last long though since he’s so destructive
- Had an innate ability of getting into places he wasn’t supposed to be in, once ended up at the top of the roof and nearly rolled down
- Actually the shyest out of the trio. Would often just disappear if he could when a new face came into the picture. He would only interact or allow himself to be carried by a select few.
- A heavy sleeper, he can fall asleep anywhere and in any position, it’s the only time he’s ever well-behaved
- Post-nap Hisoka is the sweetest, cuddliest, most darling baby you can find, and after a particularly long nap he can stay in that state for hours
- He then makes up for lost time by being an extra demonic force to the poor people in his vicinity
Chrollo
- I always imagine him to be born prematurely, so he was pretty small and weak and honestly it’s a miracle he survived
- Probably the sweetest and even-temper baby you could find, like??? He’s a dream child??? Nothing really bothers him. Dress up? Cool. Going out? Sure. Waking up from a nap? I was going to wake up anyway.
- Barely cries, and he’ll usually give you a heads up and warning signs before he starts, and even then he’s easy to calm down
- But when he goes all out, he ain’t going to stop, and you bet he does the whole nine yards, tantrums and all, and he will embarrass you in public by making everyone think you’ve done something to him
- Not the most affectionate of children, he tolerates it from people and can enjoy it sometimes, but never would he actively seek it out
- If you start singing however, that’s a surefire way to draw him to you. He appreciates a good voice and would occasionally try to sing along as well
- Likes doing things in his own. The thrill of figuring things out on his own is something he likes, even at that age. Will get upset if you even attempt to assist him.
- He started walking on his own late due to malnutrition, but he could speak full sentences way earlier than other kids his age
- Had lots of hair as a baby, practically born with a nice full head
- He likes grabbing things and had an iron grip, especially if it were things he wasn’t supposed to have but somehow found a way to get ahold of them
- Kinda a messy eater? He’s a living vacuum and would eat anything he could get his hands on, even if they’re not supposed to be eaten
- Teething was not kind to him, that was the only period where he became difficult since he would insist on chewing on anything and everything he could find
Illumi
- the only baby who enjoyed getting swaddled tightly, he could sleep through the night when swaddled
- A really, really light sleeper. Opening a door down the hallway would wake him up
- He doesn’t really cry?? He just kinda grunts a lot, and would occasionally whimper if it’s bad. All in all, he’s a pretty silent and easy child
- Actually the most people-friendly out of the trio, anyone could come by and pick him up and he wouldn’t have the slightest issue with it
- Just stares into space a lot, and it gets pretty hard to catch his attention once he goes into that state
- Achieved all his first year milestones at record speed and is extremely self-reliant, even as a young toddler. His Zoldyck genes really pulled through
- He loves being carried around and brought on walks, especially in the morning. It’s one of the few things that can make him smile.
- Absolutely enjoys story time, had his own set of favorite books picked out by the time he was ten months old. He will always ask for another story and it’s hard to say no when he stares at you.
- He’s a selective cuddler, either he’s very into it and doesn’t stand it at all. It depends on the person he’s with. He’s favorite person to snuggle with is his paternal grandmother
- Not attached to any of his family members, and doesn’t actively try to seek them out when he’s removed from them
- The type of child to eat dirt. Just plop him in the garden and he’ll start chomping down on it, it used to drive his mother nuts
- Difficult at meal times since he was oddly picky with food and only ate top grade stuff. How he could tell the difference, nobody knows
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BRO JAJAJJAJAJA WHY?
WHO DID THIS?
behold a screenshot from Hisoka's Wikia page
I am crying

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I’ve spent more time on making pro designs in Animal Crossing New Horizons than I’d like to admit. These are the only ones I have the rest of the outfit for though.
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Just wanted to tell you that I love your blog and headcanons! It's all so beautifully self indulgent yet still in character. I saw on your Hisoka hugging headcanons that you had thoughts on him wanting to form bonds and being unable to - would you be willing to share? 🖤 Thank you and have a great day!
Manga spoilers up ahead!!
Hisoka is an interesting character in the way he is portrayed. In contrast to Illumi’s tragic life story and Chrollo’s quest for self identity, Hisoka is possibly the most complete in terms of self actualization. He is completely aware of the type of person he is, unlike Illumi who denies the most basic of truths, and is satisfied with who he is, unlike Chrollo who is searching for a meaning greater than him. But, the main difference that separates him from the other two is that Hisoka is completely, and utterly alone.

When you think of scenes with Hisoka, what always strikes me is how I see him as a singular force. You never associate him and his plans with anyone else. It’s mostly him scheming or planning ahead by himself. Or if he were part of a group, always someways away from everyone else, as if he too is aware of the barrier that exists between him and the rest of the world.

Note how based on how the troupe is facing, you can see how Hisoka is sitting some ways off away from them. I doubt they would actively avoid him, and he positions himself away from them instead.
He doesn’t have a group to call his, or friends to rely on. He has an interesting relationship with Illumi where they both behave like partners in crime, but the truth is that the only reason why this relationship is capable of working is because Illumi himself is so far out of it. Illumi is so removed from the semblance of normalcy and basic understanding of how the average man functions that he assumes that whatever relationship he has with Hisoka is normal.
If you really sit and think about it, Hisoka doesn’t need to interact in such a way with people. He could just keep to himself and reduce all interactions with others. But he doesn’t. He purposefully seeks people out, and just because he is who he is, their interactions never go well.
And you can see this clearly whenever Hisoka interacts with other characters. While we have obvious interactions like with Gon and Killua, I think his interactions with the Phantom Troupe really solidifies the type of person he is. They’re a gang of misfits from Meteor City, and even they can’t accept him for who he is. Multiple times through the series do members like Nobunaga, Feitan and Uvogin express their dislike for Hisoka, and if people from a literal trash town who will accept anything think there’s something wrong with you, you definitely have a screw loose.


Coupled with his high intellect and immaturity, this creates a strange superiority complex where he believes himself to be better than everyone as an explanation to them not understanding him. I cannot say which came first, the exclusion or the sense of superiority, but either way they feed into each other and create a difficult cycle to break from. It’s a very childish mentality, something Hisoka just never grew out of it.
But he still wants to have relationships with people, no matter how small or insignificant it seems. What’s interesting is that in psychology, overall well-being which very simply measures “levels of happiness” is most heavily influenced by the quality of relationships we have. There’re multiple studies that show how positive relationships, which is described as relationships filled with care and support as well as promoting one’s sense of value, is the strongest predictor for our well-being, and highly influenced mortality rates, protection against mental illnesses and overall physical health. This is regardless of whether one is introverted or extroverted. So no matter how much one tries to deny it, it’s very human to want to maintain and forge these relationships.
Which we can see Hisoka trying over, and over again.
With Machi.

With Kurapika.


And of course, with Gon.
And each time, he’s attempts at forming what he deems normal conversations are rejected.
And it’s very interesting to see how he interacts with Gon. While one can argue that this is for the sole purpose of preparing him as the ultimate opponent ever, you can also argue that this is done to make Gon indebted to him, or simply put, some as a favor. This is seen in Heaven’s arena, where he warns both Killua and Gon of what is to come on the 200 floor.
And this is even in situations where he doesn’t need to do it. Like in Greed Island.

He tries to explain things to Gon when he doesn’t need to. There’s no need for him to teach Gon about the situation seeing how he would have just learned it from Bisky, Killua or even Tsezguerra. But thing is, he wanted to.
Or even the dodgeball game, where he breaks all his fingers to let Gon have the type of victory he wanted over Razor. Even if his efforts aren’t appreciated, even if he’s just seen as a glory hog at the end.

But he does so anyway. He wants to feel included, he wants to have friends, to have a group of people he can rely on, whether he actually fully realizes this or not.
The problem is that he doesn’t know how to create such bonds.
And this sense of loneliness manifest itself in the only way Hisoka knows to express his feelings: by fighting.
To him, fighting is like a conversation, a way for him to understand people and talk to them as equals, where your only judge is your strength.
Hisoka has developed into an adult that is incapable to forming genuine relationships with people because he is ultimately a self-serving two face snake. His actions kill Pakunoda (indirectly) and Shalnark (directly)
I’m not saying that his actions are justified. But when you combine an inflated ego, sense of entitlement and desire for acknowledgement, and roll them all together into a walking killing machine, you create a very deadly person who is indiscriminate in his actions.
Hisoka wants to form bonds, he craves that sense of acknowledgement that others have, which is why I believe he’s so enamored by Gon and Killua’s relationship. He wants that for himself. They’s a video here which describes Hisoka as what Gon could have been if he had no morals, and they’re fundamentally right. Setting aside characteristics, both characters have a single minded focus and are inherently selfish; Hisoka was willing to jeopardize the whole troupe by working with Kurapika in order to fight Chrollo, while Gon was willing to sacrifice his own arms and the plan he, Bisky and Killua made in order to fight Genthru on his own terms.
The only difference is that Gon is still a child, he’s 14 at this point in the manga and is capable of changing and growing. We don’t officially know how old Hisoka is, but he’s an adult and based on the type of person he is, he isn’t the type to engage in self growth. It’s hard to tell if Hisoka realizes his need for forming relationships with others in his life. He believes he has everything figured out, and knows the type of person he is; but unless he can openly acknowledge his need for acknowledgement from others, deflate his ego, and learn to care for others beyond selfish means, I don’t think he’ll be capable of receiving that sense of belonging he’s searching for.
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Bro basta aún no lo supero
*ring*
I still can’t belive it
@hisoilluwedding ^-^
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