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Logan: I just blocked remus

Patton: Why?

Logan: Because he kept sending me this shit

Patton:

Logan:

Patton: What kind of conversations were you guys having?

Logan: None of your concern

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If you can look me in the face and honestly say, with your full chest and both titties, that your favorite movie is Stepbrothers I don’t think I can know you.

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When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

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The demise of Vine is drawing closer. I couldn’t stand the thought of all those cat videos out there being lost to the abyss, so I gathered a few (i.e. nearly 50) of my favourites.

I hope you enjoy this compilation of cats and kittens being funny, silly, or just plain adorable.

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Coooooolll!!!!!

This is what happens when a bubble freezes

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Ok way funnier than I thought.

“anakin, what do you have?”

“a wife!”

“NO!”

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… Was a friend

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If this isn’t big Remus Sanders energy then I don’t know what is

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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE!?!?!?!?

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@shyblook-teh-ghost Truest statement. The classes were ridiculous. (We went to the same school) Up to 10 fucking classes a day. Thank god I just graduated. My work hours are about as crazy but at least I'm getting paid now.

wtf are bathroom passes

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“Made ya look!”

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Very well written. Loved it 💜❤💙

Sewing needles

Warnings: Abuse, physical abuse, transphobia, alcohol mention, the first few paragraphs are angsty but it goes uphill from there.

Ship: Analogince

Plot: Logan had a rocky upbringing that gave him a few scars, Virgil is getting comfortable in his identity, and Roman is just trying to live his best life. (Logan-centric for the most part)

(Demisexual!Virgil) (Trans!Logan) (Pansexual!Logan)

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Keep reading

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How I imagine life was like for the dark sides before Virgil joined Roman, Patton and Logan.

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