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we are haemorrhaging money on a groundskeeper because theres no grounds!

the image of jawbone finding the bad kids crowded around bobby dawns office fully armed was so funny to me that i had to draw it

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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every time i think i chose a kind of subtle name something like this happens just to humble me

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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

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....yeah that tracks

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

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Laios is aroallo with a monster kink

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Another post of Bidenisms not aging well.

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what's funniest about the narcissism tiktoks is no one seems to know what narcissism is? "5 ways to really bother a narcissist" no one needs tips to achieve this, you'll do it unintentionally at some point--also why would anyone want to deliberately trigger narcissism? what is the goal in the empath vs narcissist battle? why can't you choose love and peace on planet earth

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America Outdoors with Baratunde Thurston, Episode 5

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god bless

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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

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Sometimes when shit is going down I feel like Senshi fully expected to be in a legitimate cooking anime and somehow got isekaied into a weird dark fantasy/comedy/dungeon crawler world and is trying his best to keep the vibe he was looking for going.

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The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

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Seeking to bond with my father by listening to his country singer man on the Spotify