Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
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Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!
Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?
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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference
and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”
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“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there
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Hm!
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YOU FUCKERS AMOST MADE ME MISS NEIL BANGING OUT HIS TUNES?!?!?!?
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i love that little funky rat so much!!!
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neil who banged out those tunes
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the feral hogs are developing minibosses
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sa-mon silvers
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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
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