I identify as 70% alcohol content hand cleanser
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I identify as the one year anniversary of the UK covid lockdown
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I identify as a car (please open the door and drive me around)
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I identify as that one tile in the floor that makes it all uneven
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I identify as a spot you accidentally hit that starts to bleed
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I identify as the biggest mistake in your life
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I identify as a broken fence
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so are you a gamete egg or nah
I am every egg in existence at the same time
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Bet all the plantkin sit in the corner saying: "PHOTOSYNTHESIS" "PHOTOSYNTHESIS" them greedy bastards won't share their sugar; then again bet it taste sour like their attitude about this blog.
We accept all kin here, although it would be nice to open up a plantkin and share in their sugar
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Fight me you weeny dik
My calcium carbonate shell is strong, unlike your insults
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I identify as the lost and forgotten luggage at Gatwick airport
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I accept you as an otherkin
no one, because society doesn鈥檛 accept us for the kins we truly are, it鈥檚 time for change
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I identify as an ear infection
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