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dos anyone want to play cars with me .

🚗 🚙 🚘 🚙 🏎️ 🚗 🚗

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I’m going to be on food network but as the food wish me luck.

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I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

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THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD A PENIS (UPDATED):

- GET IT STUCK IN THE VCR

- UPLOAD PICS OF IT TO CHESS.COM

- PEE POEMS INTO THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW IN BEAUTIFUL LOOPING CURSIVE

- SEE IF ME AND SOMEBODY ELSE WITH A PENIS CAN USE OUR BONERS AS DOWSING RODS TO LOCATE BODIES OF WATER (WILL HAVE TO PAINFULLY BREAK OUR BONERS INTO L SHAPES)

- SEE IF I AM INTO HAVING MY BONER PAINFULLY BROKEN INTO AN L SHAPE (SEXUALLY)

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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seeing remy control sora via 2 anime spikes is very good

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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made this in protest of censorship

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Fictive culture is I wanna cosplay myself

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I used your bathroom 15 times last night… yeah. Toilet’s gone basically. Worn down to a nub

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aesthetic of the day i think

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not to sound like a perv but i am a perv