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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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british ppl are so funny man

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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

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Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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“Ariel sold her voice for legs just because of a guy“

Meanwhile Ariel with legs;

Ariel already loved the human world long before meeting Eric (you don’t get a collection like hers overnight) and when she finally got a chance to explore it, she took it.

Ursula made it more about Eric than Ariel ever did.

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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It wasn't there 😔

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I just want death boy to be happy🖤🥺

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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