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damn.

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(Is this Adam Page? When he was an IT teacher in high school?)

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God okay okay okay that was crazy i'm losing it here's whats so crazy Hanger technically cheated to beat MJF but nobody cares because mjf deserves it because mjf tried to cheat first and mjf's own dq rules bit him in the ass but it's so fascinating because the thing that cost hanger the belt the first time was refusing to cheat.

What if the love of the fans is its own kind of poison.

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No really, the question i keep asking myself is: is the crowd evil. In their fickle nature, in their cheating is okay when you do it, in their urging wrestlers to take more risks and wrestle hurt, and yes this is all mostly kayfabe, but let's run with that kayfabe, let's play pretend for a minute, what does it say that this match is unsanctioned and Ospreay has a broken neck and will wrestle anyway, what does it say when mjf's tears make him a coward but hanger's make him a man, what if the crowd's love isn't worth it if it comes like this.

Like, for real, are aew telling a story where the crowd is evil.

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mercedes and swerve are siblings in the way they pine gayly

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Hangman’s ALT text: a portrait of David Attenborough staring at me, promoting his exhibition at the museum. he is 99 years old. the thing was very good and i enjoyed it thoroughly.

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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

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I'll die before I cheer cope and christian over the matriarchy and a beautiful dinosaur btw. I hope those old men get their dusty bones crushed

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RESENTING THE ‘HANGMAN DID NOTHING WRONG’ ARGUMENTS THANK YOU HANGMANNN

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Ppl complaining that the hangman and mjf segment is stupid bc "hangman can't possibly think tony khan would let mark briscoe be murdered live on tv" are so funny. Brother they routinely set people on fire. Tony Khan has outright declared that in kayfabe he doesnt give a shit about crime unless it happens in ring and that, "if the police want to handle it they're welcome to arrest him!"

Sometimes people get suspended but thats for, like, being unsportsmanlike. And you get a pass if its funny

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the official aew white castle advert art which confirms that mercedes eats sitting upon a gold throne, mjf hogs food all to himself, luther feeds toni like she’s a child emperor, and hangman and swerve either share a two person table like they’re on a date or that swerve does reps with his meal boxes in order to impress hangman

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oh. the love was there. (source)

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I KNOW THEY WERE CACKLING OVER THIS SHSHD

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(Before everyone gets upset and up in arms about this please please remember that wrestling isn't real and there is absolutely zero fucking chance that Ospreay isn't actually cleared to wrestle at Forbidden Door. 'Lights Out' is a fake stipulation please everyone be normal about this)

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🗣️Open Call for Beatles artwork!! 📣 📣

Calling the incredible and talented artists in the Beatle fandom!!

My good friend @i-am-the-oyster has come up with the amazing idea of creating a Beatle themed tarot card deck. We are looking for 22 illustrators to help us on this exciting project, (one artist per card in the deck) and it is a PAID commission 🎉 Unfortunately I can’t message the artists directly as Tumblr thinks I’m spam 😥. So I’m going to tag a few artists and if you see this message and would like to take part, please respond to either me or Oysters and we can give you more information. We know that there are SO many amazing artists on tumblr so if you don’t see your name, it just means that we haven’t (yet) come across your beautiful art but would still love to hear from you! ❤️

Ideally, if you are interested, please drop us a line by August 25th , thanks 🫶

@endyillustration

@upton-green

@taepomme

@artylla

@mccartballs

@nerolikestowander

@monkeymir

@ramgirlpaul

@pondanimal

@helga-oko

@astronauthp

@charolinsz

@blu3jayway

@sadeyedladyofthelowland

@klyceart

@starzzmissthesun

@yeoman-lawyer

@mxmorel

@paulmccartneyexplodingonstage

@gothpaulmccartney

@colourofthesuncutflat

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.