they/them but whatever | from the late 1900s | used to be NSFW acc but I’ll post anything now
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved
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That can't be good for business. This is like a zero star Yelp Review for a Victorian business.
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
#every time this crosses my dash I’m overcome with the overwhelming desire to listen to my All Time Low albums#it’s so giving Nothing Personal
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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