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your honor, he’s a freak! // armand iwtv

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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

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Best Pali orgs to donate to at this time? Am thinking PCRF.

don't donate to orgs right now, donate to people. gazans need huge funds to evacuate to egypt, get treatment, buy food and other necessities. it is the most urgent and the best way your money can have the most impact.

here is fundsforgaza linktree full of verified gofundmes you can choose from

here is the operation olive branch spreadsheet full of gofundmes organized by different factors such as families, age, number of children, medical conditions as well as how close they are to meeting their goal etc

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EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BOOP THE ARAB.ORG BUTTONS!!!!

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"she would not say that" "she would not wear that" now get ready for "she would NOT fuck that man"

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We have a duty and obligation to help the people of Gaza, especially the children of Gaza. Please donate to The Palestine Children's Relief Fund. No Palestinian deserved this death and destruction. The children, especially, did not deserve this death and destruction. Solidarity with Palestine. Solidarity Forever.

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An ode to an old friend. Just a bit hairier

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roy clicker training jamie….i’m taking a psych of learning class and we did an activity where you clicker train a person into doing something and my brain immediately went wait this could be kinky. i mean a lot of bdsm is operant conditioning why not add clicker training? jamie does something just right during sex? *CLICK* and treat. or maybe when they’re just doing their usual workout training sessions he uses it to click when jamie gets his form just right (this means jamie gets a reward later!) jamie hates it at first and is quite offended and finds it dehumanizing but soon it’s hot and maybe roy forgets a click and jamie will turn and be like “wtf why didn’t you click i did that right? 😡” soon he finds himself always listening for the click

GOD I LOVE THIS

It's perfect because clicker training is like. A dog thing. Just a man training his puppy <3

The first time Roy tries the clicker, they're mid-fuck, and Jamie gets upset in the heat of the moment because they haven't talked about it and (like you said) it's kind of dehumanizing, so he's like "what the fuck don't do that I'm still a person you know" and Roy feels bad and drops it

But Jamie thinks about it some more after his initial knee-jerk reaction and asks if they can try using the clicker again and so obviously they go all in

Also love the idea of Roy clicker training Jamie to go into puppy/subspace whenever he hears the click. He goes from his normal confident self to a dumb drooling desperate puppy in like .005 seconds <3

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no points for guessing which one ended up on his insta story !

inspo :-)

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Apparently, my 6 month hiatus without drawing anything is over, so enjoy this cute moment between Roy & Jamie 🥰 💖

(click for higher quality)

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something something stuck doing a photoshoot

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Very relevant little story for Roy (and Jamie.)

Transcript:

Brett: There's a footballer that I spoke to in kind of researching this before I played Roy, and he told me this story that I always think about. 'Cause he -- I know this guy, and he's lovely, he's a lovely guy, but, when he played football, he was a captain, and he told me like, his job was...his job was to (*laughs*) be good at football, but it was also to scare people. He was like, you want people, when they're coming towards you with the ball, that they're scared. That they're thinking uh-oh, I'm about to face him. And he told me this story, of when he was like an aging footballer, when he was in his last few years, he was about to play a game, the teams were on the pitch, sort of warming up before the game, and there's this young kid, like an 18-year-old, making his debut on the other team. And the kid sort of comes over to him, really nervous, and he says, "Hey man, I'm so sorry to interrupt, I just want to say, hello, I have your poster on my wall, you're a legend, you've been my favorite footballer since I was a kid." And my guy, turns to the kid and he goes, *deeper, snarly Roy Kent voice* "Who the fuck are you? I don't fucking know you." Because he's about to play him in a game, and the kid was so shocked and horrified like "Oh god, oh god!" And [the footballer] said, and yeah, we won the match that day. And I was like, it's such an interesting story, like you know... 'Cause I know the guy in real life he'd have been so flattered like "Oh wow! That's very nice, thank you." But, "Not today. Not when I'm playing you, son." Interviewer: Feels like Roy would do that. Brett: Absolutely he would! Yeah.

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jamie doodle day 🏃🏽‍♂️

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disclaimer i don't think roy would smoke but this makes me laugh and i needed it today

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there's probably a raging debate in the in universe rpf fandom if shipping jamie/roy is problematic lmao

I’m saying. 15 year age gap…..concerning physical aggression…unhealthy power imbalance….. all of the things we love in fictional couples are probably discourse magnets

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Me: "I can fix him"

Also me: *puts him in a collar and treats him like a puppy that needs to be trained*