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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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got compelled to finish a dm pic I started aaaages ago

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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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louis establishing a copyright on his story is so in character. welcome back, anne rice

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“We’re really going after mortality, which is a strange thing for immortals. Lestat is not a guy who has spent a lot of time looking inward, and there’s this transformation that’s happening between performative vampire and actual vampire. Putting himself out there as an artist opens him up to a level of introspection that is dangerous, thrilling, very very terrifying, and that he’s not prepared for. We’re in a real Hamlet situation here, he’s going after the very big things, and he’s charging forward with abandon. And does that mean trying to end it? Does that mean he’s trying to get to the other side of this — what is all this acting out? What is all this longing for extremity?”

rolin jones on the thesis statement of S3

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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SCREAMING

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Entire IwtV SDCC 2025 panel thanks to tinitiny2 (@mostlyimmortal on tumblr) 💖💘💕

Individual links for parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8

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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

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Oh she is CRASHING OUT.

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Some screens of a higher quality video of the teaser (spoilers, of course)

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So, lots of interesting things there. First off:

Lestat wrote "NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED" on the train scene.

The girl here is most likely Baby Jenks, that we see also here taking drugs

Same blue shirt

Gabrielle is putting her hand in a wound on his leg?

And this is definitely post Wolfkiller

Daniel has a weird camera and is filming something?

Can't show it in a screenshot but here the crowd is completely frozen for a few seconds

Someone giving Lestat IWTV (to sign? A fan maybe?)

Raglan and Rashid inspecting the book

Girl what is that

SAM!

This gets shown for half a second so no idea what could be causing this (Claudia?)

The tradition of cunty eyeglasses continues

Gabrielle's turning

Baby Jenks is fine! Not turned apparently? No idea what the white stuff is

Gabrielle jumping on Lestat (or Magnus? But it looks like a skirt)

Gabrielle post turning when she sees her trasformation, most likely

Lestat's turning, I am psychologically not ready

Pink corset! The logos in the back is Immortal Properties (Louis' new venture?)

And that's all I could find that wasn't visible in the original teaser that's been circulating! Hope we get a HQ version soon!

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how you mad at me cause i’m cunt bitch

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

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This is how posting anything these days feels