ourchunkysalsa
ourchunkysalsa
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ourchunkysalsa · 2 hours ago
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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone
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ourchunkysalsa · 2 hours ago
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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone
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ourchunkysalsa · 2 hours ago
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got compelled to finish a dm pic I started aaaages ago
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ourchunkysalsa · 3 hours ago
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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
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ourchunkysalsa · 3 hours ago
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louis establishing a copyright on his story is so in character. welcome back, anne rice
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ourchunkysalsa · 3 hours ago
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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“We’re really going after mortality, which is a strange thing for immortals. Lestat is not a guy who has spent a lot of time looking inward, and there’s this transformation that’s happening between performative vampire and actual vampire. Putting himself out there as an artist opens him up to a level of introspection that is dangerous, thrilling, very very terrifying, and that he’s not prepared for. We’re in a real Hamlet situation here, he’s going after the very big things, and he’s charging forward with abandon. And does that mean trying to end it? Does that mean he’s trying to get to the other side of this — what is all this acting out? What is all this longing for extremity?”
rolin jones on the thesis statement of S3
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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this tweet is literally never not on my mind
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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SCREAMING
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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Entire IwtV SDCC 2025 panel thanks to tinitiny2 (@mostlyimmortal on tumblr) 💖💘💕
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Individual links for parts 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨
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ourchunkysalsa · 4 hours ago
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Oh she is CRASHING OUT.
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ourchunkysalsa · 5 hours ago
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Some screens of a higher quality video of the teaser (spoilers, of course)
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So, lots of interesting things there. First off:
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Lestat wrote "NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED" on the train scene.
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The girl here is most likely Baby Jenks, that we see also here taking drugs
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Same blue shirt
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Gabrielle is putting her hand in a wound on his leg?
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And this is definitely post Wolfkiller
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Daniel has a weird camera and is filming something?
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Can't show it in a screenshot but here the crowd is completely frozen for a few seconds
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Someone giving Lestat IWTV (to sign? A fan maybe?)
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Raglan and Rashid inspecting the book
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Girl what is that
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SAM!
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This gets shown for half a second so no idea what could be causing this (Claudia?)
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The tradition of cunty eyeglasses continues
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Gabrielle's turning
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Baby Jenks is fine! Not turned apparently? No idea what the white stuff is
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Gabrielle jumping on Lestat (or Magnus? But it looks like a skirt)
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Gabrielle post turning when she sees her trasformation, most likely
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Lestat's turning, I am psychologically not ready
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Pink corset! The logos in the back is Immortal Properties (Louis' new venture?)
And that's all I could find that wasn't visible in the original teaser that's been circulating! Hope we get a HQ version soon!
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ourchunkysalsa · 5 hours ago
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how you mad at me cause i’m cunt bitch
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ourchunkysalsa · 5 hours ago
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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
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ourchunkysalsa · 5 hours ago
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This is how posting anything these days feels
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