if every time i was going to make a horny post i put it in drafts instead and then once a week i dropped them all at the same time for Sexual Sunday well that doesnt sound likr a good idea to me at all. on the other hand,
Ed and Stede would absolutely be that couple with a billion little codes for when they need out of a situation.
At a social situation and they're getting tired? Stede's probably been watching for it because Ed's been getting quiet and clingy, but then Ed'll pop his head up from where he's been hiding his face in Stede's neck and mumble something tangentially related to what they were talking about, "yeah, yeah, beer's really good here, Stede and I had this orange lager a few months ago," and Stede's been looking for oranges because that's their code word, and he's able to make a timely excuse so none of their friends are any the wiser. They get to go home and cuddle and recharge.
They're in public and meet up with an old friend of Ed's, Stede's already on edge because Ed's smile doesn't look quiet right, Ed takes his hand and squeezes it three times and Stede knows it's time to talk about a very important appointment they're going to miss if they don't leave right now immediately.
Stede's on the phone with a distant family member or old business contact looking for his father, Ed's listening in because Stede's voice is getting overly polite and that's never a good sign. Stede slips in a "oh, isn't that down by the coast, there's a lighthouse there" and Ed starts loudly going "hey baaaaabe can you come in here??? That mole is baaaack and I need you to look at it" so Stede can hang up the phone.
Just giving each other the agency to choose when it's time to leave and helping them get out. Ed's felt so forced to do things he doesn't want to do for so long; Stede's used to having no one in his corner. But with their powers combined? They can finally leave situations they don't want to be in.
was tagged by @blakbonnet to make a picrew (link) of what my blog would look like as a person YAY thank you ive never been tagged in one of these before!!! so exciting!!!!
no-pressure tags (apologies if i’m double tagging anybody): @margaritaville @bird-divorce @adamarks @shawsbear @t4tgb @ um
there are for sure more of you id like to tag but ive just forgotten all the names of anybody ive ever met on this website. FUCK
question that periodically resurfaces in my mind but never stays in one place long enough for me to remember its there: do we know for sure whether stede hired frenchie specifically as an actual official musician-on-board kind of deal or is he just, like, the friend who brought his guitar to the function so we can jam
the thing about ed sitting in stede’s lap is stede loves a deep pressure stim and ed loves feeling like a pea inside of a pod. so theyll just do that all day
exclusivity is up for the A to Z of Ed Teach Zine, so here's my sfw piece, I for Illumination, based off of Mucha's The Moon~
this ofmd zine is over 140 works centered around ed, both sfw and ns//fw, and can still be purchased by donating to an LGBT+ charity and submitting your screenshot to this google form
[ID: A digital sketch of Taika Waititi as Edward Teach/Blackbeard in Our Flag Means Death. The canvas is tan paper with black ink line art and a simple wash of limited colour in a warm brown palette. We’re looking at Ed over his right shoulder from behind side-on, long hair cascading down his back and over his shoulder with some of it up in a loose bun. He is clean-shaven and looking down with his eyes half-lidded. Background is a simple pale circle. /End ID.]