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my talents include
-choking on nothing but air and spit
-asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said
-making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them
-compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
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deep texts here
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I just wanted you to fuck me. But then I got greedy, and wanted you to love me.
one day I’ll forget you, right? (via oceans)
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me: *literally says anything*
therapist: can you…. give me an example?
me, someone who has memory problems:
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why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
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You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for
stealy wheely automobiley
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*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*
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This is my child.
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Winter in Moominvalley ♪♫
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