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have i ever told you that my college roommate met and interviewed Stephen King when she was in high school
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The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
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any other Gays have a really hard time differentiating like platonic feelings and romantic ones due to years of trying to convince yourself your romantic crushes were just intense platonic feelings
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god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
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Nightmare
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Everyone else: wears bulletproof armor
Rick and Daryl: undoes three buttons on shirt
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reuse > recycle Full Image - Twitter - Bonus - YouTube
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the posture of a man
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Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?
Take it.
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so beautiful
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whenever a kid in school asked me to spell icup i would just keep spelling it e-y-e-c-u-p until they got annoyed and i asked “well how are you supposed to spell it” and then they would spell it out and fucking own themselves and never recover and have to change schools, every time, self-esteem obliterated for life
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can we all please just assume by default that no artist is okay with having their art reposted unless they state otherwise instead of the other way around
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Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is Me: immediately starts crying
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please watch brooklyn nine nine
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“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”
These kid are the future.
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Needed this to cheer up–
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