Conan - He/Him - Mage of Mind - Prospit - You'll click off this blog in a few minutes oooo spooky I'm so prophetic.
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i'm considering jacking off... i'll have my people call your people
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

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A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).
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jerking off to a particularly good block of clay thinking about all the things it could become
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