Stop constantly writing post-Dracula novels about how the Harkers cheat on each other and divorce and Seward turns into Jack the Ripper and everyone but Dracula was the Real Monster Actually and start writing ones where Jonathan reunites with the crucifix lady and the coachman and they dine together with Mina and their little boy.
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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something
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I saw that people liked the cowboy Chilchuck in my last post, so here's one of him in his full glory.
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Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at
Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?
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Lamiafucker (jokingly) (unless)
my silly milfrun playlist I listen when I draw this... mithrun is so kate bush to me. I have more serious playlists too, if you are interested 😭
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As much as tumblr likes to post about boypussy some people on here get really mad when you ask them to respect the men who have pussies.
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youtube what
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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
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id like to force them to hang out again. for research purposes
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new fic trope just dropped
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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this may sound radical but "some addicts are violent and unlikeable" can coexist with such ideas as "it's bad to act like all addicts are violent and/or unlikeable" and "even the violent addicts deserve access to a full range of options for addiction management, including harm reduction"
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"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."
Well, that was a lie.
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I'm convinced this is how it happened
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