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The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Cancer, Pisces, Libra
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it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
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NASA: WE KNOW THERE'S A FUCKING HUGE PLANET OUT THERE
Us: sweet where?
NASA: *points excitedly at space*
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are you a dragon asexual or are you a space asexual
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The Peggy Show
Headcanon: Steve Rogers has two favorite television programs: Call The Midwife and the in-universe version of Agent Carter, which he refers to as “The Peggy Show.”
As in, “Hey, Sam, did you watch The Peggy Show last night?”
(Sam has started watching it in self defense, because otherwise Steve will just recite the entire plot of the episode to him).
Steve’s favorite parts of The Peggy Show include: when Peggy is right, when Peggy is smarter than men, when Peggy saves the day, and when Peggy punches people. This is the entire show. He likes the entire show.
Once, when Steve went to visit real Peggy, she mentioned that they were making a TV show of her life, and that it was “Completely ridiculous, just fanciful nonsense. In real life my outfits were all significantly better, and the men were all significantly worse.”
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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
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a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
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my city will drag a bitch
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favorite parks and rec scenes
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WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS
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I really hope ben wyatt enjoyed the new star wars movie
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the variety of fandom merch out there is incredible these days, i can’t believe they even printed banknotes with the guy from that one musical on them
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Why, yes, Leslie Odom Jr. does break into song mid-interview, if you didn’t already know. You’ll want to hear this conversation with the Hamilton star. 
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1918: Court Refuses to Fine Woman in Man’s Attire
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“St. Louis, Mo., Dec 14.– Ruling that male attire was not unbecoming to Mrs. Mary Bertha Schmidt, alias ‘Mister Schmidt,’ judge Hogan, in police court here, refused to fine the young woman who for two years posed as a man and who ‘married’ her cousin, Anna Assade, last October.  ‘I think you look very nice,’ said the court. Mrs. Schmidt was clad in her neatly pressed trousers and pinchback coat. She explained she had adopted the garments because she could earn $80 a month as a man and $6 a week as a woman.  ‘If a woman can earn $4 a day by reason of wearing trousers, I say wear ‘em,’ said the court, and ‘Mister Schmidt’ walked out of court with a smile on ‘his’ face.”
~From El Paso Herald (El Paso, Tex.), December 14, 1918
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