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requested by anon

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Sorry if I'm a misogynist for saying it but its so so so cringe and pathetic when a girl goes from liberal normie to a Traditional Catholic Homemaker And Wife Christian Nationalist because she started dating a racist guy. Like you are spineless and have no identity plus hes going to jack off to only fans models while you cook him a stupid as fuck eggs steak and 3 avocados pitbull birthday plate

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this is going around twitter and i thought it'd be a fun little thing to bond over

in the tags as usual

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The best bed

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can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today

et tu

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get him

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I keep wanting to say 'happy Ides of march!' To everyone I see, and need to keep reminding myself that this is not a normal thing outside of tumblr

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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Astrology doesn't seem to work.

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A guy in an entomology group I'm in got a confirmed brown recluse bite because he felt something tickle his neck and brushed it off, accidentally mashing the spider against his skin. This is how almost all recluse bites happen since they're very very unaggressive. Anyway the bite was just a small nasty spot that cleared up on its own, but his hands and feet swelled up really bad. Then when the swelling went back down, all his calluses were loose and just fell right off leaving his hands and feet like brand new???????????

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In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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