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nothing brings me more joy than watching the life leave a noob's eyes
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not watching disney plus shows is something only the most dedicated members of the revolutionary vanguard are capable of... you can't reasonably expect an average person to make such a sacrifice
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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store
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I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least
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when a mutual unfollows me but i keep following them i bet it feels like this to see me in the notes

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curated some of my personal fav conner o'malley vines
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azealia banks is currently being haunted by tortured entities and neanderthal spirits in prague
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i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad
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Im riding around on my bicycle beheading dogs and short people with my scimitar
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Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh
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