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"clean your plate" to me is less about not wasting food and more about making the dishes easier to wash
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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else
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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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every day of your life is fat dragon friday and dont you forget it
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SO LONG FUCKERS ARHAGGGHHHHHHH
one week of semester left...
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A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.
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two days of semester left...
one week of semester left...
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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?
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cool story bro
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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three days of semester left...
one week of semester left...
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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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the thing is that unalive is just such a deeply uncool euphemism for kill/die/whatever. there are better options. topped. offed. bit it. plotzed.
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My art friend reminded me that, while Enron was collapsing in one of the greatest corporate fraud scandals in human history, Playgirl and Playboy did editions with their now-former employees
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this kid is not alright!
daniel pinkwater is, if not my favorite author, at the very least top three and the education of robert nifkin is a good book but it also reads like he put alan mendelsohn, young adult novel, the snarkout boys, and lizard music in a blender and hit liquefy. there's really not anything new in there unless you count how goddamn bleak it is.
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