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there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

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it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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no boyfriend no drugs no girlfriend no therapist im rlly raw dogging life here

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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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So true

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Bob’s Burgers, Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (S04E11)

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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after