outofcontext-voltron
outofcontext-voltron
Everything's funnier out of context
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~ Ask box is: Open ~The lovable paladins of Voltron and all the lovably questionable things they say on a day to day basis. Accepting asks, though it must be specified to a character(s) or will be answered by a mod. All characters are played as 18+ and outside of canon, can get NSFW sometimes. All headcanons and ships are welcomed, hate is discouraged. Fanmail will not be answered as asks.
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outofcontext-voltron · 7 years ago
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Hey everybody
It's R mod, just thought I'd make a quick post to say thank you for following us and sorry we haven't been putting out much content.
But I am glad to say we've reached over 3,000 followers! I'm not quite sure what to do as a celebration, so send suggestions.
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outofcontext-voltron · 7 years ago
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I think about these tweets a lot
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outofcontext-voltron · 7 years ago
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I made a lil Keith shitpost for all of you lovelies -R mod
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outofcontext-voltron · 7 years ago
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keith: [bolts up in bed] oh my god
lance: [sleepily] what…
keith: i’m an alien
lance: yeah? so?
keith: and i abducted shiro
lance:
lance: …please…go back to sleep
keith: my bike was a ufo, lance. lance, it was literally a ufo
lance: keith please–
keith: it was an alien abduction, lance
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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↳ ♡ 
voltron + mythical creatures
{insp.}
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ appreciate all VLD ships
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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lance: do you ever think about how much school we’re missing?
hunk: we’re going to have to make up so much work…
pidge: we’re probably failing all our classes…
lance: fuck
hunk: fuck
pidge: FUCK
[all screaming]
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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big mood
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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If it wasn’t for Pidge the whole team would be dead
Just stating the facts
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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I LOVE HOW LANCE IS LITERALLY ALWAYS THE ONE TO STRIKE AT KEITH FIRST
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BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT HE’S THE ONE TO STEP UP AND TAKE CARE OF HIM THE MOST OTHER THAN SHIRO
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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Matt and Pidge headcanons
Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter
Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter
Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering
Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses
Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’
Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly
Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it
“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”
Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”
Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down
When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity
She confides in him later in return that she’s ace
Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it
“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”
“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”
When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack
“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”
They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways
If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear
They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why
Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives
Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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Lance: C'mon don't be shy, ask me out.
Keith: Okay get out.
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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HI ITS CANON THAT KEITH’S MOM LEFT HIM AND HE THINKS THAT’S WHY HE HAS ANGER AND TRUST ISSUES
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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Lance: Oh my god why does he have a knife-
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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just look at these darn cuties ok
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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Space Dad needs a break.mp4
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outofcontext-voltron · 8 years ago
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Lance, waking up in a hospital: where’s Keith
Pidge: who do you think gave you your new heart?
Lance, crying: but I came in because i fell and hit my head and now he’s–Keith’s–
Pidge: jk he’s in the bathroom
Lance: then where’s Hunk?
Keith, coming out of the bathroom: who do you think gave you new kidneys
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